Rocker

Toe curling.

Their u23's have picked up one point all season.

Manager of the year? Get fucked. Unless it's 'ugliest manager of the year', I'm not having it.

Unfortunately, most people are cunts.

Great player, but I've never liked the cunt.

Minutes since a PL goal (for NUFC): 512 Jonjo Shelvey 616 Andy Carroll 625 Yoshinori Muto 694 Miguel Almiron 881 Christian Atsu 1,327 Matt Ritchie 2,053 Joelinton Canny.

Christ.

Best atmosphere all season

He’s the forum t***. I've not seen enough of him to judge. He just seems like a colossal pessimist to me. If the takeover is announced he’d still be pessimistic about it. He is just protecting himself from being heart broken again. Something senominous with being a nufc fan.

It's my birthday today. I'm 34. Mike Ashley has stolen my club from me throughout my twenties and over a third of my thirties. Please, let this be my last birthday in this cunts shadow.

Could another bid even be accepted or entertained at this stage?

I used to work with Tom. Canny lad.

What you got planned for you birthday? It’s my borthda this week. Might be a present for me What day? Mines Thursday. Fingers crossed for good news.

I'm on Team Gregg.

Ah, he's a cunt. Move along everyone.

Get fucked.

It's landing in Geneva imminently. Pardon my pig ignorance, what is the significance of Geneva is all this?

On it's way to Geneva.

I'd usually plump for drinking heavily and pulling my knob off, but thanks to Coronavirus I've had this covered for 9 weeks.

#LAD

All this beer nonsense. You get all these beer people don't you? Beer this, beer that. Sometimes you just want to say, sod all this beer, just give me a post of, takeover talk. Can I shock you?

I've seen that photo of the bins a thousand times before, but I've just creased until I cried. Absolutely bonkers.

TOON TOON

HAPPN.

Fat, pug-faced cunt.