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Just laughed out loud on the phone at work

I know that bloke. It's Jimmy Flagstone, he's from Kenton and used to syphon petrol from cars around Cowgate in the 80's.

Awful cunt.

It's a sink with a cup next to it. We all share the cup.

Ayoze Perez seems to be the name being banded about around the water cooler at work like. Literally.

Quick, time to nick their best players and put them in the reserves! To be fair, Luque and Xisco were shite.

What's said? Can't get twitter at work.

This has all come as a bit of shock to me. :'(

I'm in.

Cunts. All cunts. Get out of my club.

Anyone else seen that bit on BBC Sportsday? Someone posted a few quotes on Facebook about his meeting with Ashley and he seems like he's shitting himself.

FAT CUNT.

Belter.

FYP.

That's his resignation, right there.

He lured children into his den with them.

Aye, keep this going as long as possible man. Need to get out of the mindset of 'he won't listen to us'. Fucking make the cunt listen. I just wish everyone stayed away from SJP. Perversely, I'd love to see an empy St James Park on matchday. Wish I didn't have to say this shit.

I think it's gonna massively kick off next season. I can even see the more placid punters at SJP joining in. Once we get those on side, they have to listen.

Can't believe this cunt is getting a bonus.

I would be well up for a prontonise T-shirt.

We should build a den.

Really struggling not to post abuse to these idiots on the Chronicles Facebook comments. They really are a massive reason we're in the shit we're in.

Comment mongs. Disgusting.