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I just cant believe I have wasted such a nice day sat at home watching this shite.

Feels like Sunday all over again. We have been awful, and some of the so called passing is just super shite

I have to admit I've finally given in and bought a cheap ticket after my 2 year absence from SJP. I'm sure it will be thoroughly shit and I'll regret every minute though.

I can't believe just how bad these lot are. Who lets Gouffran just go wandering like that?

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Bring on the Jack Daniels

Nerves, fear, waking up early and feeling sick it can only be derby day.

Mehdi Abeid in the EE shop on Northumberland Street a bit earlier, complete with small white pet dog and friend.

Janmaat seems to have really improved over the last few games. Shame about our attack still looking pretty weak though.

More importantly why is Pardew wearing gloves in the pics? Bloody fanny

Just seen Steve Harper sat on his own looking nervous in a bistro/cafe on Gosforth high street. Also finally seen tooth girl a couple of times on the metro recently

Absolutely phenomenal. We need more of these

There is a fair few number of people who collect them, and don't want any gaps no matter how s*** they are. I have bought the majority of the Puma shirts as soon as they go out of date and down to £11 on Cuntley's tatdirect.com I also indulge in a bit of customisation. http://s25.postimg.org/4i2fwybuz/DSCF7895.jpg I'm a collector myself no matter how shite I generally buy the shirt. I think I have every home shirt from 93/94 up to now. Loving the customisation btw

Just a heads up for anyone thinking about buying the new shirt its absolutely huge. Ive gone from a large to easily fitting in a small. Lucky for me all your guys talk of the arm stripes not joining the bib bit stopped me buying it.

Over the line

Call me crazy but I don't mind it. Although it does look very Notts County

I really wish I still cared. I feel nothing but apathy

I slept through the first half, I just wish now I had done the same for the second. Utter shite again

Think I might go watch some paint dry instead

Im struggling to stay awake watching this

This has to be the least excited I have ever been for a derby and all the talk it's not even being shown in the pubs what the hell is going on?