John P

They seriously expect us to be able to close 2 deals tomorrow, despite the fact that there aren't seemingly any players even close to signing at the minute? What nonsense man.

We only have Dummett who can play left back with any competency and we only have 3 fit centre backs so yes, I would say both are a major priority. Another number 10 is pretty urgent as well in my opinion but that's never going to happen with us refusing to pay more than a few million for anyone.

We're not signing anyone else. That N'Soki guy was probably the only potential deal. Rafa had probably sorted it all out a la Keegan with Hyypia and then the cunts above him came along and offered half of what PSG / N'Soki were asking for.

What's he saying?

Why would they sell him? Not that we'd pay actual money anyway. According to my mate they want a streamlined squad and also want to stay within FFP rules, so if they sign Traore they will likely sell Cavaleiro. Also said that the manager has never really fully trusted him. My mate rates him quite highly. All irrelevant of course unless we sell Atsu or someone first.

My Wolves supporting friend has just messaged me to say that their local papers are linking us with a move for Ivan Cavaleiro.

Are there actually any reliable reports of us being in for N'Soki?

Got a link? I can't see it on their youtube channel Get the Google Chrome extension called 'Touch VPN', set it to Germany and then use this youtube link: Brilliant, thanks.

Has anyone got the url for the youtube link please?

We need Jamaal to get in a room with Ashley regarding the bonus issue and give him the Diame treatment until he promises to back Rafa.

Isn't Meyer meant to be class?

Oh here we go. Guarantee it's going to be 'actually Newcastle have a net spend of £50m this summer, when you take into account agent fees, signing on fees, lifetime of contracts, dry cleaner bills and stocking up the cafeteria with additional tea bags'. That cunt can fuck off and die as well. He's as much part of the problem as everyone else.

You may as well bring the entire club down from the inside Rafa, because it's fucking rotten to the core and needs burning to the ground. Feels like the end is nigh for Rafa and no-one could blame him. Tell everyone what cunts they are.

Another busy day of rumours and incomings I see. 8 days to go. Great stuff.

And yes, the local press can also fuck off. Instead of saying 'Newcastle can't afford the £8m fee' how about something along the lines of 'despite raking in tens of millions from outgoings, the fat cunt refuses to spend a single penny and is running the club into the fucking ground.' Honestly man, this defies belief.

Can't afford £8m, despite bringing in another £22m today to add to the profit already made in the window. FUCK. OFF. It's just incredible, probably the most frustrated and furious I've ever been as a Newcastle fan.

This is bloody hopeless, again. Anyone know of a YouTube link or anything?

Why are there so many Asian players in the Bundesliga compared to other European leagues?

If Wolves sign a decent striker (which I'm sure they will) then I think they'll have a really good season.

Did very well when he came on against Arsenal and looked way more powerful and mobile than Joselu. Not a lot, admittedly, but he's better than what we've got.

I would take Slimani back on loan again. He didn't look fit for us and obviously did that daft kick out against West Brom but I thought he at least showed something in a couple of his appearances

Anyone reckon the Mitrovic to Fulham deal won't get done and we'll just keep him and not sign another striker? Or do we reckon he's out the door regardless?

Not sure about the Schurrle love-in. He's scored 3 goals in the past 2 seasons at Dortmund, he's not exactly a world-beater. I'd rather have Kenedy.

The laughable thing is that even by showing a massive bias in the numbers they put up, it still looks abysmal that we've spent £3.6m. Not even SSN could polish that turd, but they've given it a good go

Still can't quite believe this transfer window is happening. Even my pessimistic mind thought we would sign a couple of players on top of Dubravka and Kenedy. It's utter insanity.