John P

An assist for the first goal, nice dribble and pass to the player who won the penalty, and another highlight there where he went past someone and brought a good save from the keeper. All this whilst playing as a number 10 and not being instructed to hang a set piece 30 foot in the air with no pace on it to the back post. Who'd have thought that would work.

Or Map... oh no hold on

Absolutely. The double standards Pardew has for his favourites is disgusting.

Was at 12:30 according to the BBC.

Would be a dream to get him in, done a great job with St Etienne.

Did you hear that Lee?

is that real? f***ing hell http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/mobile/news/rangers-close-in-on-deal-to-rename-ibrox-117407n.20408085 Yes and then trousered the £5.5m left over from the £2m Sissoko fee.

Great article that, summed up perfectly and very well written.

Bit of a big step up from the youth teams though isn't it?

Galtier would be a dream, done an amazing job with St Etienne.

Not very fun

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/newcastle-united-boss-alan-pardew-7704297 Hull City Another horrendously written article from Mr Ryder. Annoys me how bad he is at his job.

The thought of all the Hull fans now watching all the Ben Arfa videos on Youtube makes me want to cry.

It's City and Chelsea, not City and Madrid that get the brunt of our criticism. We are spending this money that we have actually made due to our success and the selling power of our brand. There's a big difference in what we're doing and what they're doing. Money from success > money from oil. Maybe times are changing for us, but they won't for you. You'll still be living in the past spouting classics like "we've won it five times" and... no wait that's all you ever f***ing chant. It must burn you knowing that your club attracted Lallana and Lambert with CL football, while ours attracted Falcao and Di Maria without it. As for what will happen this season, lets leave that analysis until later on in the season shall we? Thankfully, it's been proven building the right team always prevails assembling a team with unbalanced expensive galacticos. That's why R.Madrid have won 1 league title in the past 6 years, and Fergie kept dominating the PL even after Chelsea/City emergence. I remember Alex Ferguson went and buy Michael Carrick from an upper table Spurs side in a summer as his only signing, and then won 4 of the next 6 titles. I am burning? You must be the one burning watching us play yesterday at a speed unknown to you, and realize how far away you are from being as much of a united and potent team. I'm glad you can add the "Most expensive signings on paper" trophy to your pre-season International Guinness trophy though. The stuff of "Not a single one of your team will make it to our team now" in RedCafe always bemuses me. It mocked RAWK for years, and now it's become a more hilarious version of it, itself. http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/4OVLKQc.gif Talk about stumbling your way through an argument. Chelsea won the league twice immediately after Abramovich took over. You're saying we continued to dominate despite City and Chelseas emergence but that just isn't true. We held our own in terms of the title, but they won it five and we won it five, that isn't dominating. I thank you for outlining Fergies success, but buying works. How you can say that buying expensive players doesn't work baffles me when Chelsea are battering the league with a team of expensive "galacticos." A speed unknown to me? Nice, short memory you've got there. Congratulations on your impressive 12 months. I'm sure you've enjoyed our 12 poor ones. It's been a year. Get over yourself, and enjoy the next few months as much as you can. Also, please don't bring up RedCafe. I have respect for myself. And are you bringing up trophies? Are you wise? We got a million quid for that Guinness trophy too. Cheers. ------------------------------------------------------------ PM if you want to talk more s***. I don't want to hijack threads. I won't reply to the PM either. Without wanting to be rude, could you two just fuck off for a bit?

I hope you follow through with this. Too many people say things like this only to renew later because they are scared of losing membership points Don't give a shit about any points. Only reason we renewed is because we were on 10 year deal and so started paying for this season in February

Hatem and Mapou gone in the space of 24 hours and no-one brought in. Absolutely disgusting. We foolishly renewed our season tickets for this season, which we regretted almost instantly. Safe to say we will be cancelling now.

you f***ing what Mental isn't it

3 clubs in for welbeck, one in north east. Fee is £18m permanent or £3m loan. 2 clubs willing to pay permanent, one has offered loan. Can guess who the loan offer is from...

Absolutely incredible this, the way in which this lad has been mis-managed is ridiculous. Playing great, dropped, doesn't get a look in whilst we concede tons of goals, pay a Champions League side to take him for a season. Well done to all concerned.

Disgraceful

Is this for real? This is the deal that just keeps on giving. Either pay us all of his wages or tell them where to go surely. So we'll be left with 3 centre halves, whilst also essentially paying Roma to have Mbiwa. Lovely stuff.

Is he better than the thin air we're going to partner Willo with when Colo and Taylor are injured?

Scored 2. (Goals, not overhead kicks)

Honestly can't believe this, absolutely fuming. 5 million Euros as well, Christ almighty. At least we can promote Remi Streete when Colo and Taylor get their injuries, we know how good Pards is at bringing youth through.

Would be very worried if van dijk was brought in as a replacement. From what I've heard he's a bit suspect defensively in the fucking Scottish league playing for by far the best team. Christ knows how he'd cope with us in the premiership