bobbydazzla

Spends too much time remonstrating with himself after his run or shot comes to nowt. Needs to stop that shit and get straight back into a defending mindset rather than theatrically waving his arms about and shaking his head in frustration that he failed to score a worldie, again.

Taggart still stalking the corridors of that club tapping on his watch and sticking his whisky ravaged sneck into every decision they make. A constant reminder to everyone of the glory days and how far they have fallen behind since then. That’s my kind of Fergie Time. Long may it continue.

Careful now, the John Spence Alumni Society will be on your case

Played a key role in stripping NUFC to the bare bones and turning it into a soulless zombie club that was determined to underachieve and deliberately antagonise its fans. He also piped Ashley dry and rimmed his stinking festering putrid hoop. So there can be no excuses made for him. The bloke is a cunt.

Eyes of the hawk, ears of the wolf, strength of the bear, speed of the puma

Brave is a game changer. Almost as good as getting the secret code that allows you to access hotel porn channels for free.

Rights he would ! The intro to Paradigms and the outro of Dying Light both have Goal Of The Month theme tune written all over them

Coke and hookers

My lass says I’m boring, ugly, shit in bed and she wants to start seeing other gadgies But I’m thinking O P P O S I T E Amirite ?

Manchester United. Absolute fucking wankers. Love seeing them get beat. Froggy seems like a canny lad though.

Gulfstream G550 just flying over Tynemouth on it's way up from Stansted. No registration visible on Flightradar, can any of the other planevert creeps help out with that....

Fred Talbot got done for noncing

The smart money says they'll dig out the old faithful ditty of: Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Eddie Eddie Howe, Eddie Howe, Eddie Eddie Howe

If a manager out there is looking at NUFC and getting excited about the challenge of building us from the current shit tip then I’m sure their agent will have found a way to make Staveley aware. Its not like we’re conducting a clandestine search.

And social media was in it's infancy then, whereas our transition to inexperienced new ownership is being played out minute by minute on fucking Twatter.

In the space of a few hours Emery went from saying on camera that he'd had no contact to twitter reports saying he was unsure about the structure and unhappy about leaks. So either Emery or the journo was telling porkies. There's clearly some games being played at the Spanish end. Maybe he's bottled it, maybe he's positioning himself for more money because we're wealthy and desperate, maybe it's all just twitter bollocks. Time will tell.

Flew over my house earlier so I did some stalking on it. Has been in Dublin, Rwanda and the Congo recently. Registered in Cayman Islands. Try joining the dots on that.

Same situation for me and then I also went to the Chelsea match which was even worse. It was a long, long time since I’d watched a game and I was expecting to see a team that was average at best, but was genuinely shocked to see the plight they are in, they are jaw droppingly shite.

That swanky 15 seat private jet was only here for a couple of hours, on its way back to Rome now. 30 mins to drive Mourinho to Benton, 5 mins to look at the ice filled wheelie bins, 20 minutes of Mourinho rolling on floor laughing, 30 mins back back to Ponteland, pint and a packet of crisps in the Badger and then back onto the plane.

Couldn’t be arsed to write the new name: Newcastle & Sund erland Airport at Ponteland in Northumberland (not in Newcastle or Tyneside marra FTM)

Less removed from reality than a missing plane flying so high that it left the atmosphere ?

Scandalous that this thread had been allowed to drift so far down the board. Swanky 15 seater private jet just flown into Ponteland from Rome.

The smell that used to come from the brewery….