bobbydazzla

Aye, I clocked that earlier. Was another moment of pure crease.

A carrier bag swirling around the touchline and then blowing onto the Donny players boot as he took the throw in, that just made me pure crease. It's the little details that make these lot so hilarious.

Lakenheath is a USAF base in Suffolk, there's quite often USAF jets buzzing around our skies that are from there

Most people who can juggle are smug twats so I for one APPROVE of the juggling ban

I might still keep my peepers on that one that's going to Seville. If it heads this way later then the pilot will need to divert to Tees Valley because the runway at Newcastle will be covered in huge puddles of my sticky jizz

Better to have spotted and lost, than never to have spotted at all.

Ah well. Someone' given me duff info that it was the same plane. There is a different Embraer Phenom 300, flight NJE771Y from London (Luton) to Seville today but obviously it's not the same jet Trips was on. https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/cs-phq

I've been told NJE771Y is going from London to Seville today at 4.15. Apparently it's the jet Trippier used. I don't know how to look at planned flights, just flights in the air. But there are some creeps on here who can do that. Be good if one of those deviants can check if the info is legit.

Come on planeverts, time to get spotting. Have seen some evidence that the private jet that dropped Trippier off is booked for a trip to Seville today.....

And if the exciting links do happen then the threads will be stuck to the top of the front page by massive dollops of creamy jizz

We were a red light district street prozzie turning tricks and we're transforming into a high class hooker who can attract wealthy corporate financier clients. Currently the designer shops aren't keen to sell us nice new clothes, but that'll soon change.

I still have PTSD flashbacks about the moment I first read Sibierksi was signing. I'm starting to whitey right now just thinking about that night in August 2006.

In my opinion we should only be buying players that will help us avoid relegation. Fuck everything else right now as it's a waste of resources (time, people and money) during a short and difficult window. If we don't get relegated then we can enjoy having some wealth and chasing the most exciting prospects in Europe in the summer and beyond.

If Burnley or Norwich or Watford were looking to spend £30m on an unproven player that couldn't play for them this season we would be pissing in our knickers laughing at their stupidity. No point blowing our beans buying European kids for the future, when currently our trajectory means a future in the 2nd tier. We need people who can contribute right now, otherwise we're gannin doon.

Reims are on the glue

And some basic football skills wouldn't go amiss, most of our squad struggle just to control a ball.

Watching that jumble sale collection of misfits and doylems once again fail to get the basics right and show no fight or heart was what fucked me off the most. Going out of the cup isn't a big concern given that we don't need any distractions beyond the relegation battle. Being beaten by League 1 opposition isn't particularly embarrassing, our shower of shite are a mid table championship squad at best so the gap isn't that big in reality. But the manner of the defeat is what gets on my tits. These players can't do the simple stuff properly and they've got no will to win. They're infuriating to watch.

"I've had a word with PIF and we've agreed we're going throw everything at signing a keeper, a left back, 2 x centre half, 4 x midfielder and a couple of strikers. That's our minimum requirement. We've got plenty of money to spend. So I've got to keep this chat quick, I've got agents to call Toodle pip"

Do 15 stepovers, a pirouette, try to take on 4 defenders, ignore your wide open team mate, then give the ball away. Repeat ad nauseam.

He does my head in, I find him so frustrating to watch. So much of the fancy shit he tries achieves nothing, he plays more for himself than the team and his decision making is appalling.

For the people saying "but we need to address position X as a priority" I think it's safe to say the key people at the club know exactly what we need to sign and are trying to deliver that. We're just too conditioned to Sports Direct FC and the cunts in charge randomly grabbing some turds out of the bowl from time to time whilst the fans scream in frustration. I've got faith in the new leadership. They know what we require to improve the team and are currently balls deep, pumping like a jackhammer and trying to bring us all to a collective climax.

If he joins he'll do that South American thing of having his nickname on the back of his shirt and it'll be RADGEPACKET

FTFY

Howay man lads, Trippier's just landed in Newcastle on the private jet and there wasn't a single plane pervert in here giving minute by minute Flight Radar updates on his journey. Simply not good enough.