bobbydazzla

I’m overachieving versus my Expected Posts about the stat nonces ruining football

Nothing odd about it. Expected points is just absolute nonsense. Football is not A-Level Further Maths. It’s sport. And often things happen in sport that can’t be predicted or accounted for. That’s why it’s fun to watch.

And that’s why the modern day obsession with stats is fucking nonsense. Expected points. Complete bollocks designed to arouse certain lonesome males who have never experienced sexual contact with anyone other than their own palms.

Currently watching El Classico with an ice cold Estrella in a kebab shop in a hipster district of Barcelona Come at me bro’s

If DJ Onedek was a horse he’d have been sent to the knackers yard a long time ago. His pre-match schtick is better suited to a night in fancy dress at the darts than the build up to an intimidating football atmosphere that makes opponents doubt their own manhood as they enter a cauldron of noise.

Whilst that may be valid, there’s also plenty of people who can’t sit next to their pals (either ST’s or members) anymore because of the way member ticketing works. We’ve just had to suck it up. Season tickets are tickets for a season. They’re not a guarantee of a specific seat for time immemorial. I think people without ST’s need to appreciate that it may be a wrench for some ST’s to move seats and people with ST’s need to appreciate that they may have to move for the greater good. Anyhow, it’s all a moot point because the club appear to have zero interest in installing more standing areas.

We’ve got a Mike who’s a scouse cunt (for safety reasons)

I do. And Eddie’s giving those tallywhackers the best blowies they’ve ever had in their lives. I just don’t put the drawings online.

Said it a few times on here when it happened, but post takeover and pre-ballot I would usually get the same seat in the front block of the Gallowgate, the last block before the East Stand corner flag. Everyone would always stand and sing and it was class. Start of 23/24 season all of the ST’s had letters from the club telling them to sit down or have their ST revoked. As a result the atmosphere went from consistently loud to total silence.

Wonder how much it costs to add metal rails in front of a few thousand seats. Less than one weekly pay packet for a purple probably. And as I recall, they only made The Corner and the away end railed because large amounts of people were stood up anyway and it was easier to put rails in than try to make them sit down. Seems the club has an aversion to safe standing whereas loads of other clubs are embracing it, I’d be intrigued to know why NUFC are so resistant.

If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen And it was @Rocker what wrote the bible, I’m just an apostle spreading the gospel

Slapheed Dutch cunt just won 5-1 away from home in the Champs League after being 1 nowt down and he’s having digs at NUFC cos his £130m new star striker is gash

MM asked why bobbydazzla from N-O had only won one ballot in the last 34 and it was FUCKING BRADFORD YT confirmed that the daft little cunt had been blackballed because he was an F5 fingerblasting menace and giving bobbydazzla from N-O the Bradford win was just for lolz

Quick, get it in all the WhatsApp groups toot suite

I've told this anecdote on here before but it sums up the state of that fraud and his team of assistant frauds. Matty Longstaff is good pals with a good pal of mine from Shields. One of Matty's stories was like this: As he's waiting on the touchline ready to be subbed on. Matty says "where do you want me to play ?" One of the assistants says "get yourself over to the left side Matty" Another assistant says "get yourself over to the right side Matty" Matty looks at Cabbageheed for confirmation "you're the gaffer, am I playing on the left or right ?" Cabbageheed says "don't worry about whether you're playing left or right, just go out there and do what you do"

Obese, putty snecked, workshy, charlatan cunt is riddled with the most virulent case of Liebetes that the world has even seen

"so ah says, look Manda, ahm the only negative round here now, yuhv got to do the onorble thing, it's best for evryone that youse put several million in me bank account, so ah can go watch the cricket in the suhn" CUNT

Chameleon aka Global Communication Bona fide 90’s dnb classic

All these scaredy cats saying “he will definitely turn it around so I’m keeping quiet”. Live a little. He’s been fucking shite. Ridiculing him has been laid on a plate for us. Pick up your cutlery, tuck in your napkin and savour the succulent taste of his current failure. Embrace the here and now don’t worry about what might or might not happen in the future with the rat cunt. Yep. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Nah. I’ll have a large pint of Schadenfreude pilsner please barman and I’ll be sure to savour every last drop of that delicious nectar.

Brain injury during the summer apparently