bobbydazzla

A goal from a CORNER

We’re dogshit as soon as we get into the box Like watching an entire team of Lee Clark’s

Proper Year 6 playground goal that like

Sames I was hoping that the huge global corporate brand Adidas that want to sell billions of Newcastle shirts all over the world wouldn’t be like Coldplay and would actually be the sportswear equivalent of the drug addled creative chaos of The Brian Jonestown Massacre Be careful what you wish for

This has blown my tiny mind

Game on

Should’ve sacked him on the spot in Coventry

The PL were doing to Man City on sponsorship what they did to NUFC on our takeover Don’t approve it, don’t reject it, just put it in medium term limbo and hope the companies who want to sponsor / takeover get frustrated and walk away The league is corrupt as fuck, a cartel of clubs calling the shots to financially neuter any competition and a complicit PL willing to act in the best interests of the cartel I’d like Masters and the PL to come out and say on record why they believe non-cartel teams having access to finance that can improve their ability to challenge an established cartel is a BAD thing. Why is becoming more competitive actually anti-competitive and doesn’t more teams being competitive increase the excitement and global profile of the league ?

I want to be able to buy the players we want and can afford, who will improve the 1st team and squad I want to be able to refuse to sell players we don't want to sell, if they also don't want to leave I want to be able to offer wages that are competitive versus other top teams across the PL and Europe I want to be able to agree sponsorship deals that are at least a similar level as sponsorship money being received by the cartel clubs I want to be able to tell all other clubs that they can GET TO FUCK if they ever try again to put rules in place that stop us doing any of 1-4 That's not too much to ask is it ? ps. I'd like it acknowledged that due to 14 years of disgraceful anti-competitive ownership, NUFC are in a financial "catch up" position and mid-term will need to massively overspend vs revenue just to become competitive again

If people share their random wish lists enough times, then they become an actual rumour

Will all the South Korean fans stop going to Tottenham games when Son eventually leaves ? Their allegiance is to their national footballing hero, rather than the club isn’t it ?

Nah, they’re pure cringe with their faux ladbantz shtick

All commentators are shite, they exist on a sliding scale from annoying through to terminal ear AIDS (Tyldesley, Drury) I don’t need someone waffling away filling every available second with drivel whilst I watch sport For years now I’ve watched games with volume muted and tunes playing. It’s aurally liberating

Jesus fucking Christ man

You should see me in action. I’m like a cyberpunk sent back from the future to destroy the resale past If they made a film about it I’d be played by Rutger Hauer

I can’t even get logged in, system is so shite

Because it’d take less than a nanosecond for the Premier League & cartel to bring in new rules that made it illegal to sell NASDAQ or Dow tracker funds to football clubs