bobbydazzla

People were saying (well I was anyway) that he’d be daft to try it because we’d be watching him like a hawk, he’d get caught and this would give our lawyers a field day whilst also risking his reputation Which is what’s happening right now to him and Berrada Although I’ll admit I thought it’d be more difficult to catch him than just checking the NUFC servers for emails sent to Ineos or MUFC addresses

NUFC IT Manager when they found the Berrada email BCC’d to Dan’s account

Odgers are running the recruitment process on behalf of NUFC Candidates will be assessing if they fancy working for the club as much as we're assessing whether the candidates could deliver the vision for NUFC It's a two way process, with Odgers in the middle co-ordinating it This isn't like Fat Mike down the Dog & Duck offering jobs to the boys because he's 7 pints deep and trying to impress a barmaid who keeps glancing at his wide legged denim pantaloons

NTL cunt spoiling the Northern Rock vibe

When Beckham was leaving Man Utd for Real Madrid he got lipread saying “I’ve had talks” or something similar to G Neville at the end of an end of season match

Bodyform

Of course there'll always be some debate about controversial decisions, that's been part of football forever But since VAR was introduced the level of debate about controversial or incorrect decisions has exploded, rather than declining Every single week of the season there's VAR controversies causing ructions

You can’t buy our strips, You can’t buy our striiiiiiiiiips, You fat cockney bastard, You can’t buy our strips

Completely disagree with this Football coped fine without VAR for over a century Football is meant to be about 22 gadgies battling to put a ball in a net But every week since VAR was introduced there’s hours and hours of debate about controversial VAR decisions It’s slowed the game down. Its ruined the supporter experience, you can’t even celebrate a goal with confidence these days for fucksake Watching the cup games this season where VAR wasn’t used was an absolute joy. The post match reviews focused on the football, not the tech Get a sherpa to carry VAR up Everest and dump it in the dead zone, so the shitty system freezes to death never to ruin football again

Is watching football better or worse since VAR ? Worse Chain some breezeblocks to VAR, drop it into the ocean above the mariana trench and never let it ruin the game again

Last night was a microcosm of our entire season A cobbled together side with too many squad players in the starting line up Awful at the back Wasteful in front of goal A keeper who’s infuriating What boils my piss most is that last season, for the first time in my 30+ years of following this club, we were absolutely rock solid at the back. It inspired confidence This season we’ve conceded 60 with a game to play vs 33 over 38 games last term. And so many soft goals that we’ve gifted, like last night

Absolutely fucking shit Cost us so many goals this season What a fucking clown

Looks like his face has been inflated with a bicycle pump

Fuck VAR. Far more poor decisions made BECAUSE of it. The precision with which they try to measure the offside rule is dogshit. If it takes 5 mins of zoomed in slo mo replays to assess the lines, then it was so close that the attacker got fuck all advantage anyhow I’d lob VAR in the bin like Super Ted in the toy factory

MORNING LADS & LASSIES LETS BATTER THESE CUNTS

STOP FILMING ON YOUR FUCKING PHONES AND LIVE IN THE FUCKING MOMENT YOU DAFT CUNTS

I read somewhere last week that any ST’s that aren’t renewed will not be resold as ST’s

"The Mags" has been teased on the LED's last couple of games, so I reckon that's the name of the new membership scheme It's only 3 weeks since they started recruiting for the Head of Ticketing and that person almost certainly won't be in the job before the new scheme is launched So what the new scheme looks like and when it'll be revealed to us punters is anyone's guess, I live in hope that it's not as batshit crazy as this seasons mess

Klopp spending 90% of the game shouting into the 4th officials lughole is a sight I’ll be happy to never see again Blokes a cunt

As of next season Umbro will be sub-licensed by Castore

Got to remember to also ask for taxpayer funds to build us a shiny new stadium