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And a pelanty that was being broadcast live on telly via drone-cam and can be watched back after the match millions of billions of times, if that’s what one desires

Anyone at SJP who isn’t in the away end, decides to watch us take a pelanty through their phone screen, then stands stock still when the ball hits the back of the net needs a lifetime ban from the ground. Tourist or not.

I’d have politely asked the stewart to tell the people in the fancy seats to fuck right off

Count the number of modern footy fans getting that all important socials content Some of the camera holders didn’t move a muscle when the ball hit the back of the net. The mind boggles

Has Ten Hag made the Man Utd players huff on a bag of Bostik before kick off or what They’re so fucking bad they must be off their lips Its hilarious

Plenty of people on here have said the Arena site would be too far away from the city centre to be acceptable Which is nuts, when you think that with a decent strength Northerly wind I could hockle from the top of the Gallowgate western steps and it’d land near the arena

Can’t be a good motivator when your Chairman dicks about with your career by very publicly trying to trade you like an overpriced second hand car but then doesn’t agree to a deal If I was Guehi I’d be well pissed off with the way wideboy Parish gobbed off all over the media about our attempts to sign him

Derbies I've been to: River v Boca (mega, the Monumental was rammo) Flamengo v Vasco (mega, Maracana only 50% full though) Hearts v Hibs (decent enough) Stocksfield vs West Wylam (lethal)

Early-ish in the summer I knew about their kids not signing up for 24/25 at their Newcastle school And I suspect the family have been trying to hide what’s really been going on with their split, the same “nothing to see here, everything’s fine” story has been dished out to a few people who are connected to them Which is what couples who are splitting up often do

Those are the correct and indisputable facts, but the reason we got left behind in stadium size and modernisation is because of Ashley’s cretinous ownership The two things are impossible to separate

Listed Georgian terraces to demolish

Not really a fair comparison when for 14 of them years we were owned by an absolutely massive parasitic cunt who let SJP rot whilst doing nowt but splattering SD logos on every available surface and getting his lickspittle Charnley to buy a few 32” Hi-Sense flatscreens from Curry’s for punters to squint at on the concourses

Helps that Elland Road is located in a wasteland 3 miles from the city centre. If we were moving to Royal Quays they'd have planned, built and opened the new Sela North Shields megadome by now In other stadium news, Manchester United have been told they're getting fuck all public money for their new stadium. Which is nice

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhat A home tie in the cup Uhhhhhhrmagerd Is this the real life ? Is this just fantasy ?

I liked it so much in 22/23 when we had a mean defence and hardly let in any goals It was so unlike NUFC, I thought Howe had taken us down an entirely new and exciting path and quite frankly, it made my willy tingle Last season and so far this season we're back to the age-old tried and tested NUFC, that leaky defence that I've known all my life. No willy tingles for me any more

SWITCH THEM MASSIVE FLASHING LED’S OFF FUCKSAKE BAN THE CUNTS

There is freedom within, there is freedom without, try to catch the deluge in a paper cup There's a battle ahead, many battles are lost, But you'll never see the end of the road while you're traveling with NUFC Hey Howe, hey Howe, don’t dream it's over Hey Howe, hey Howe, when the world comes in They come, they come, to build a Paul between us We know they won't win

So did Jamie McClen

If that was 20 yards further back Fabi would’ve buried it

Our left side has been annihilated by a bloke who looks like he’s playing rugby 7’s for Fiji

Or he’s been caught on his Ring doorbell taking some strumpet home for sexytimes when his lass was away

We’ve not had an attempt on goal yet have we ?