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Watching Gordon talk to the physio about his “injury” was just like watching my lass talk to me about her “headache” after I get home from a night in the boozer and I’ve been watching Naked Attraction on my phone in the taxi

They’ve all been blinded by the LED’s and haven’t got a clue what’s happening on the pitch

Man City haven’t even been that good, we’ve just been utterly tragic Like watching someone who’s done a fat line of ket when they thought it was bugle

It’s the jumbo LED’s Like being stood next to a nuclear blast with no shades on

Gordon not fancying any more of this shite

Going out of the cup tonight was expected tonight Playing without a midfield, no striker capable of scoring a goal and the Keystone Cops in defence and nets, was definitely not expected tonight This is possibly the worst I’ve seen Howe and his players dish up in one of the highest stakes games we’ve played since he’s been here

I’ve only just woken up from 4.5 years in an induced coma and they’ve put the telly on straight away, the nurses haven’t told me it’s a semi final yet

If you told me that it was still 2021 and I’d only just woken up from an induced coma and Bruce was still in charge and the last 4.5 years was just a figment of my imagination, I’d 100% believe you

Who thought it was a good idea to play without any midfielders ?

I can’t watch another 80 mins of these fucking LED’s They’re fucking unbearable. Absolutely battering my head and eyes. Gonna have to put the wireless on.

Weak as piss at the back Weak as piss up front Gaping holes through the middle Keeper weak as piss The first 10 mins at the Etihad have summed up most of the season

THEM JUMBO LED’S CAN GET TO FUCK ME RETINAS ARE SIZZLING MAN FUCKSAKES

If he plays people whinge, if he don’t play people whinge, if he’s injured people whinge, if he plays poor people whinge, if he plays OK people whinge that he should be playing better than OK, if he plays well people whinge that it’s taken him ages to play well

I don't think anyone is saying that we want to try and fill the ground with blokes doing loads of bugle. What we're saying is we want a lot more people who are willing to provide positive support and be vocal. Doesn't matter how old they are, what ethnicity they are, how wealthy they are, what gender they are, how much or little booze they drink and so on. However, when it comes to age, for the future support of the club we need more youngsters (under 25's) getting access to games, having an old and aging demographic dominating the majority of tickets isn't a healthy situation for NUFC. What we want less of is: the complainers, the silent, the disinterested, the pint on 35's leave on 85's and the thousands who contribute very little when they're in the ground either because they can't be arsed, they don't want to be positive, or they're restricted in their ability to be positive due to the lack of standing & singing areas.

We're far more likely to be able to have a proper crack at winning the league if we're not playing in the Champions League and get knocked out of the cups early It's known in the trade as a Reverse-Ashley

Man City were taken over in 2008, won their 1st trophy in 2011 and won the league in 2012. All whilst being able to spend whatever they wanted to on transfer fees and wages. And in 2003 they'd moved into a brand new stadium that they didn't even have to bother their arses to design, build or pay for. You do the math.

Oh, I also said that I couldn’t comment on which clubs had decent atmospheres these days because away games are strictly only available to people with ST’s and there’s been no way to get an ST since Oct 21 unless you know someone who’s giving their ST up and willing to change it to your name.

I said make both ends and the corners of both ends safe standing & singing. I said we don’t need pre-match music. I said we need to get loads more younger people in as having 35,000 who are mainly owld folk who are getting older every season is killing the atmosphere and future fanbase of the club. I said if people with ST’s didn’t want to stand and be noisy and also didn’t want to move to a seated section, then tell them to get to fuck. It’s not “their” seat, it belongs to NUFC. I said ticket prices were too high, it was too difficult to get tickets and outside of The Corner most areas of the ground are appalling unless you want to listen to non-stop complaining or the sound of silence. I said give us big standing and singing sections with the right people in them and we’ll deliver a much better atmosphere.

When you’re seeing a patient who believes they’re being followed, always consider the possibility that they might be right

Just because you’re paranoid, don’t mean they’re not after you

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