bobbydazzla

Wanting them and being able to land them are two completely different things. Man Utd, Man City and Liverpool are going to be a players preferred choice ahead of NUFC in the vast majority of situations. We can identify that sort of talent, they’re so visible to all clubs that it’s a piece of piss. Getting them to sign though when we can’t compete on either prestige or wages, good luck with that cos you're pissing in the wind.

Which Howe ?

If Eddie can’t get the players to play with discipline and apply a “solid at the back” approach to games, then he’s failing as a coach. He’s got good enough players to play like we did in 22/23. But on the flip side, if he’s changed his approach away from “solid at the back” and that’s why the players are pushing forward too much and we’re a piece of piss to score against, then he’s also failing as a coach. I’d love us to go back to the 22/23 mindset. We were formidable.

What bamboozles me most is how we’ve gone from 22/23 NUFC that was rock solid at the back, difficult to play against and could cling onto points and winning positions I’ve never been as confident about the solidity of an NUFC side as I was in that season. These days we’re a fucking pushover. A piece of piss to score goals against and absolutely weak as piss at protecting points and winning positions. Where’s our bad ass street brawler attitude gone ? We’re soft as clarts.

This season man. It’s proper twisting my melon. I feel like Eddie’s got two in my stink and one in my pink. In the grand scheme of things life is good, but right now at this very moment it feels a bit painful and unsatisfying.

Good point, in some circumstances there standards may have slipped for good reason.

Hope the yoots go in with some haymakers: We’re priced out of tickets, we can’t get a season ticket, we can’t go to away games, we struggle to get a seat with a friend, the ground is stacked with owld codgers who do nowt but piss and moan and it’s £7 for a pint of fake Spanish Carling. Oh and one more thing, DJ Onedek is a fucking cheesy bell whiff who needs firing into the sun. The yoots are the future of the club and the club is fucking them over good n proper.

Standards are slipping Rod. Am I going to have to step in and do your job for you ?

If you're lost, you can look, and you will find it

We’d be 0-1 up tonight for starters

Have we already lost this one ? Feels like it in here Love how all the amateur Eddie’s think they know more than the real life Eddie Get a grip ya daft melts

Caught knobrot off some tart

Fucking pyro Get to fuck If I want to see that sort of vapid shite I’ll watch the wrestling

One of my pals is addicted to eating cucumbers. Has to have at least 3 a day, every single day. Left him alone in my kitchen with CCTV on and he goes into the fridge and is secretly munching cucumbers when he thinks no-one’s looking. It might be a harmless addiction, but it’s still an addiction.

My main criteria is that I want to scream and scream and scream and scream and scream that I hate it because I’m a toddler having a tantrum We’ll cross the other rivers when we come to them

The lady doth protest too much,methinks

That shirt’ll look better when on skag

I wonder if he’ll Peruse your handiwork

Any specific reason why you’ve decided to blow his trumpet today ?

If you suck down a 1.5 litre creamer tac bucket and then close your right eye whilst squinting with your left eye then recite the MC Tazo cup final rap and stare at the new shirt for 10 mins without blinking then it looks a little bit like a Newcastle strip

People are willing to pay £60m for Strand Larsen when Shearer cost £15m. Madness.

Dis Billa comeback, eurgh

After getting excited about Young Boys

Wankdorf ?