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Your wish is Eddie’s command, almost

Longstaff and Murphy been weak as piss whilst we have Tonali and Barnes sat on the bench So frustrating

WhatchootalkinboutWillis He made 21 Premier League appearances last season

Is she called Jill ? Enjoys a romantic day out at an owl sanctuary ?

Callum scored goals and it was a gas Soon turned out, he was made of glass

what does he think of the pedestrianisation of Norwich city centre ?

But it’s essential to the survival of humanity that Manchester United gets a world class state of the art Wembley of the North stadium funded by the taxpayer And Brexit Jim and Seb Coe have sucked off loads of politicians. They don’t guzzle MP spunk for free

No need to worry about interest rates when the taxpayer is footing the bill for the new stadium

As the great author Mr G. Orwell once wrote about PSR: “All Premier League clubs are equal, but some Premier League clubs are more equal than others”

that little glance Steak Bakes has at the interviewer at the end is the point where when his mask slips and you just know exactly what Steak Bakes is really thinking.... I'm only parroting these cliched old lies so I can sit here again in 6 months and tell this journo that I'm trying my best under difficult circumstances, but I'm not a quitter, so I'll be here until the Board decide otherwise. Kerching.

If tax payer money is used to pay for a 2nd large scale modern football stadium in Manchester then that's just taking the fucking piss Seb Coe and Brexit Jim are claiming this is a "once-in-a-generation project to develop of a world-class stadium for the north of England". Aye rights. Fucking arseholes. Man City have a world class state of the art stadium 3 miles away from Old Trafford and that was initially taxpayer funded before City moved in One of the richest and most popular clubs in the world can pay for its own fucking stadium. The brass necked cunts asking for government cash when we're struggling to maintain basic public services.

Exactly this. The advantage of ST's to the club is that it's guaranteed revenue up front. But we sell out every game and single seats cost more per game than ST's, so it's effectively guaranteed but at a higher value Plus ST holders are far less likely to spend money in the club shop etc etc

Capacity should be exactly double what the makems have No other option can there be

In normal circumstances I’d presume that as Arteta is speaking a 2nd language he’d accidentally used “important” when he meant “impotent” But nah, the whinging lego heeded cunt didn’t did he

If you’re a glass half full character you’ll like him because you think he’ll try to get us tapped into the global recruitment market through utilising data driven decision making from a wide network of scouts If you’re a glass half empty character you’ll dislike him because you think he’s going to spray paint “COCK PISS PIF” on Yasir’s car then plant the used spray can in Eddie’s sports bag

Chelsea have got about a billion players that they paid billions for and who earn billions but aren't very good Tosin as a free transfer and mid to low end earner won't even feature in their financial thinking. In fact they've probably already forgotten that they even signed him.

What little extra do you think we refused to pay ? We can't compete with Chelsea on wages, recent trophy wins or being based where he already lives. It's a madhouse there, but the odds were stacked against us as soon as they came in. If more money and staying local is his preference over regular starts and a more stable environment then that's his prerogative. But I think it also means he's not a player with an attitude that fits with the current NUFC ethos.

From the Blackpool Gazette Lancashire Constabulary have warned communities in Blackpool to be on their guard as there is a serial fraudster who has started operating in the area. The notorious scam artist deliberately lies or misrepresents the truth when offering his services, in order to make a financial gain for himself and cause significant loss to another party. Once employed by the victim, the fraudster produces substandard work and has a litany of excuses for why he is unable to carry out his services effectively. He is described as obese, with a deformed nose and a powderpuff Tyneside accent. Previous victims refer to him as a narcissistic workshy fantasist with a victim complex who lies habitually. Once he has secured his illegally acquired funds he flees to the Algarve before planning his next scam. The repeat offender specifically targets football clubs.

PIF are universally hated by most PL clubs and the Premier League itself. Apart from our comrades at Man City If PIF had bought us and then immediately started kicking off about FFP, Related Party Sponsorship and broke / bent the snidey PL rules etc etc then the financial noose the PL have round our neck would have been be tightened even further toot suite Can imagine PIF are happier taking it slowly, letting the likes of Man City get into battles with the PL and if it looks like City are winning their case, we join in and boot the PL in the face with a spinning bird kick when they're already battered, bruised and on their way to the canvas That's what I tell myself anyway

NUFC, it gives you whinge

Me too If I’m ever in danger of blowing my beans too early I sing the Willy Fogg theme tune and think of Mavis from Corrie Buys me at least another 45-55 seconds

Sounded to me like it was probably a different bloke, but it was tricky to tell

DJ Onedeck was much better than usual Playing some acceptable tunes via that new “submit your match anthem” thing: Fender, Lindisfarne, Journey (not my cup of tea, but a crowd pleaser) Rattled through the half time birthdays, rather than dragging it out for ages Primal Scream at full time cos we won No DJ Fucking Otzi For once I didn’t want to cut off my own ears with a rusty spoon