bobbydazzla

Whatever happens it’s just reassuring to know we’ve got a team of talented industry experts leading our acquisitions and disposals, I’ll put my trust in them to make the right decisions on how much to spend, who to recruit and why. It’s the polar opposite to the previous regime.

We smash our club record signing, Sam's St James Park gigs are happening AND their manager gets poached off Stoke. Oh my days. It's feasible that the fewm on Wearside could be so powerful that their minging little city actually takes off and leaves the atmosphere.

He's been trying to line it up for a year or so, that's for sure Was always going to be harder to get an agreement under the previous regime after he called Ashley a "zero hour contract cunt" or something similar to that. Ashley was very pissed off.

Obviousthly errrrr…..I might get mesel……obviousthly errrrr…….a packet of Percy Pigs……obviousthly errrr……for a little treat……obviousthly errrr…..on the drive home…….obviousthly errrrr…..

Watched it on holiday in a Spanish bar, mainly City fans and some Leeds stragglers. Both groups were positive about us and what Howe’s achieving with that squad. They were impressed by the quality of football we played. City fans said it’s rare a team goes after them the way we did, they were shocked by how up for it we were and there was plenty of panic when we scored the 3rd. Ended up getting mortal, gatecrashed the mini disco, tried to play basketball with some local yoots, got chased off a chihuahua, drew a knob in the dust on a car windscreen and am sweating like a bastard today. My kids are taking the piss out of me.

Never thought I’d gobble a mouthful of spunk after a 3-3 draw at home, but today it happened

Netjets

Breaking news #NUFC. Sources close to the club say Man City are planning an audacious 3 nil win over Newcastle. Final details still to be ironed out but both clubs aim to have the situation concluded later today Is how these journo / ITK Twatter cunts present such speculation

Neville, what a whinging cunt he is

SHIT THE BED I’M DROWNING IN MY OWN SPUNK HERE

Cunt

Plane Spotter Thread Motto: Better to be following planes, than to be followed by Dark Justice

Anyone know if Paqueta is into fresh water fishing ?

Anyone questioning the value of the sleuth work carried out by the aeroverts in this here Plane Spotting thread should get an instant ban from the forum. It's as offensive as wandering into the Vatican and asking if God exists. Can Admin prepare the launch codes for the ban hammer please.

Bed Wetter - Calm Nice 90’s footage of Tynemouth too

Some would say you’ve missed a C before the Q

You ever tried hockling or pelting stuff whilst sat down, it’s impossible

Got to be Howdon Aldi Death Queue 50,000 football fans singing “Skitzy fucking Tory cunts are off to kill yer nan” would be epic

I see the Saudi’s want to build a 75 mile long mirrored skyscraper in NEOM that will house 5 million people. Getting us a bigger football stadium will be a piece of piss. Maybe they’ll move Leazes Terrace to NEOM too…. https://interestingengineering.com/75-mile-long-skyscrapers-saudi-arabia

He’s a toon fan who grew up on the mean streets of West Denton

St Cuthy’s Burgundy Blazer Kru innit

Catholic lad from West Denton done good

We have to see it on this forum every day of the year