bobbydazzla

Will you be my agent and we'll get this pic making some dollar dollar bills y'all. You've got the hussle to do it

He’s from North Shields

I get the right hump seeing people taking pics during the match but broke my own rule last night to get this one

Worrying

When I watched the makems play Shef Wed that Puma football was hoofed so high so many times that I thought it was feasible it could actually leave the atmosphere

A grand per ticket for Platinum Club seats when a bog standard ticket in the Gallowgate is now £800ish. Hows that work ?

Season ticket renewals open until 19th May. General sale of season tickets after that date. That was the official communication from the club yesterday.

state of that pelanty kick man. whoopsy.

Worrying

Steve Bruce is an anagram of Total Cunt

Didn’t score. Worrying.

Ralf: You’re starting tonight Phil.

This. 100%. Fucking despise Man Utd.

Was Janice's technique the same as Steve's ?

CUNTbible

Foden has jumped so high at such a rapid pace that it's feasible he could have left the atmosphere

FTFY

Sam’s not forgotten where he came from. He still mooches round doing normal shit with his normal pals despite how crackers his life has become. He’s a proper canny lad

As much as it's a pisser they scored, let's not lose sight of the fact that it's a winner in stoppage time at home against Gillingham to reach the heady heights of 6th in League One

Just Stop Oil more like Just Stop Noncing

FNAAR FNAAR

I was hard after Bruno's back heel went in the back of the net.

Move Leazes Terrace to Benton. Move Benton pitches and wheely bin ice baths to Leazes Park. Expand the ground over where Leazes Terrace once was. Job done.

JNK your stadium is great and your fans really know how to create an amazing atmosphere I've been to Flamengo v Vasco at the Maracana, stadium only 50% capacity but the atmosphere was wild.