bobbydazzla

Season ticket renewals open until 19th May. General sale of season tickets after that date. That was the official communication from the club yesterday.

state of that pelanty kick man. whoopsy.

Worrying

Steve Bruce is an anagram of Total Cunt

Didn’t score. Worrying.

Ralf: You’re starting tonight Phil.

This. 100%. Fucking despise Man Utd.

Was Janice's technique the same as Steve's ?

CUNTbible

Foden has jumped so high at such a rapid pace that it's feasible he could have left the atmosphere

FTFY

Sam’s not forgotten where he came from. He still mooches round doing normal shit with his normal pals despite how crackers his life has become. He’s a proper canny lad

As much as it's a pisser they scored, let's not lose sight of the fact that it's a winner in stoppage time at home against Gillingham to reach the heady heights of 6th in League One

Just Stop Oil more like Just Stop Noncing

FNAAR FNAAR

I was hard after Bruno's back heel went in the back of the net.

Move Leazes Terrace to Benton. Move Benton pitches and wheely bin ice baths to Leazes Park. Expand the ground over where Leazes Terrace once was. Job done.

JNK your stadium is great and your fans really know how to create an amazing atmosphere I've been to Flamengo v Vasco at the Maracana, stadium only 50% capacity but the atmosphere was wild.

Did Zaha have a blast on a bag of glue before he took that pelanty or what

On RTG they reckon Keane's the only man who'll be able to stop the filthy cretins from chucking thousands of empty crisp packets and carrier bags on the pitch during matches

I liked how as he was putting the ball down for the free kick he was chirping at the ref, asking some questions about decisions and getting his point across quietly and confidently. Great to see him applying some subtle pressure to an official as well as going into full shithouse mode winding up their players. We've really lacked that cocky attitude.

Bom dia JNK you are pure lush as owt man

Aye, I clocked that earlier. Was another moment of pure crease.

A carrier bag swirling around the touchline and then blowing onto the Donny players boot as he took the throw in, that just made me pure crease. It's the little details that make these lot so hilarious.