bobbydazzla

Remind me why one of the richest and most decorated clubs in the world should believe they’re entitled to use tax payer money for a new stadium ? The brass neck on these cunts man

They need to get a roofer out, not the glazers

Niagara, Iguasu, Victoria, Angel and now Old Trafford

Got beat 6 nowt but our xG was class

xG = we’re creating decent chances but not scoring goals Which has been a standard football observation and discussion throughout the entire history of the game But now it’s been rebranded xG for the stat nerds to wank themselves daft over

Normally I just mute the telly and listen to tunes but is it Amazon who let you listen without commentary Cos I’m bang into it when they do I swear down I find Clive Tyldesley more unbearable than any other sound in the world. He’s aural Ebola.

Cos he’s absolutely fucking shit, that’s why

I can’t imagine Jesus going, I’ve told a few people here that I’m the son of god, can I just stay pitchside with Arteta and Ramsdale for 30 seconds. No, you’ve got to move on. You’ve got to spread the word. You’ve got to go to Nazareth

xG is the worst Needs to be fired into the sun

Gambling culture Someone hears that and thinks ”I’ll nip onto Sky Vegas and have a tenner on Arsenal to be in the lead at half time but not win the game”

When can we start Tosin ourselves ?

99% of football physios will be thinking “I bet I could have beaten Derek Wright in a sprint across the pitch”

In the early days of Team Sky I thought Brailsford was alright Nowadays I’d love to jam a stick in the cunts spokes then pop his tyres

COME ON THE ARSE

Wife would have dragged him round the shops if he hadn’t briefly gone to the match

Standing in the corner it was ace, as ever Also rowdy on the concourse pre game and half time Away game support at a home game Add rails to more parts of the ground and it’d be a huge step to a better atmosphere

If someone says “is this cunt sold / signed / fit / injured / dead yet” it’s a standard forum comment man It’s common N-O parlance alongside: that’s a Giggs, flying so high it leaves the atmosphere, moving Leazes terrace brick by brick, plus many others I don’t actually think Callum Wilson is a cunt

The issue is that it’s called Leazers terrace

This cunt fit yet ?

It’ll be a case of….

DAS IST EIN WHITEY VON DAS GOALIE

Pretty sure @JonBez comesock has confirmed that the new shirts are very similar to recent images floating round, particularly the Harvey Barnes pic And Mr Comesock is legit ITK on NUFC sartorial matters

Do you mean: A) you hope the 3 x kits will be more exciting than what we've seen leaked B) the 3 x kits are what we've seen leaked, but we'll have loads of extra NUFC clobber to buy C) the 3 x kits will be more exciting than the leaked ones and we'll also have loads of extra clobber to buy Cos if it's A or C then we've had it confirmed by a poster with ties to the squad that the kits are what we've seen I think B is why they're doing bespoke promo round N Shields & Newcastle And bringing in Fender would have been no bother, he lives close to where they've been filming the adverts. Easy bunce for him

Worked with Kim years ago, before she started her ascent up the greasy shite stained ladder of local politics Would never have predicted she’d have the ability to make it to the top