bobbydazzla

I want a massive expensive new stadium, I want it to be in the city centre, I'm dead against it being moved out of town, by out of town I mean more than a 500 yard walk from the Monument. I'm not risking my health walking further than that. I want it to be the right size, not too big, not too small, but if they get the size wrong I'll be furious. I also want to have the same view I have from my seat now. I want to be sat amongst the same people I sit with now. I want a great atmosphere but I'm not willing to contribute to it and don't you dare suggest safe standing to me because I refuse to stand up apart from before the game and at half time. I want tickets to be the right price, based on what I deem to be acceptable and affordable to me. I want PIF to fund it without loans, I want the council to approve it without pushback, I want the architects to design it without knowing exactly where in the city centre they'll put it. I want it to be modern but classic, understated but flashy. It's been 4 years since we survived relegation and started selling out the current stadium again. So where the fucks my new stadium, eh ?

Can someone do a mock up of Michelle Collins in the new kit please

This seasons FA Cup glory is still on like

I'm not bothering with 10am queues at the moment either, despite having rarely missed one for years. Loads of resale tickets coming up in the days before the game, even more so for the night games. Living locally means I can be flexible.

A valid argument. But on the flipside, equally as valid is saying that if you're rock solid at the back it puts less pressure on your goal scorers and therefore they convert more chances because of that. It's daft to argue for one and against the other. Because they're both highly plausible scenarios. The 22/23 NUFC was the best I've ever seen us be defensively and we had an outstanding season, I'm sure our defensive solidity meant we needed to convert fewer chances to win games. And winning games builds confidence. And this season we've been sloppy up front and sloppy at the back. Which is why we're top of the league for points dropped from winning positions. We can get ahead but can't stay ahead due to our defensive fragility and we aren't scoring enough goals to blow teams away.

We've not been unlucky. We've been shite at the back, weak in midfield and don't put enough of our chances away. Our inability to defend is having more impact than our ability to score. Unless people expect us to win every game 4-3.

Someone came in here and said according to the xG table we’re 6th Completely ignoring the fact that we’re absolutely shite at the back. If I came in here and said if Wissa was actually sent to a lab and regenerated as Pele we’d be 6th in the table I’d expect to get shot down for posting such nonsense.

Historical, factual, numerical, quantifiable statistics. Not predictive stat mumbo jumbo that says if my aunty had bollocks she’d be a dolphin.

Earning points in football is achieved by scoring more or the same number of goals as you concede. Therefore defence is as important as attack. We can’t keep a clean sheet for love nor money and regularly concede goals that turn wins into draws and draws into losses and we concede far too many at the end of games. Put that in your xG table pipe and smoke it. No offence.

Everything’s ok then. We can relax. Fucksakes. The xG table can get to fuck. No offence.

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Mexican Wolf Boy trying to play pelanty mind games. Cunt

Veet need to be signed up as Liverpool’s body hair removal partner, then slather Szoboszlai‘s legs in it to get rid of his Mexican Wolf Boy pins. Makes me wretch whenever I see his legs. Scruffy cunt.

Ring 0344 372 1892 and ask to be put through to Eddie Howe, say you have some vital information that must be shared.

Was scrolling through telly channels earlier and King Kev was on Big Match Revisited. I reckon he’d been at the high grade 1970’s acid.

I’m in camp Heron. It’s possible to adore Keegan and everything he’s done for this club whilst also accepting that he was a fundamentally flawed manager and that’s why we didn't win anything, despite being one of the strongest teams of the era.

That’s the scenario PSR is designed to create

Yer da negotiates transfers at Newcastle