bobbydazzla

If you can’t create a vaguely realistic scenario to explain why there’s a new signing (player or staff) on the private jet you’ve spotted then don’t post it. Or go ahead and post but expect the banhammer to be wielded upon you with full force. People have jobs and lives, we can’t sack off work and spend 6 hours stalking a plane on Flightradar to find out it was utterly futile.

Nice lady on the phone at the box office said they won't be capping the amount of memberships

But I’m happy getting singles and sitting on my own

Gonna take a bit of on-line ticket buying co-ordination skills if you want to sit next to a pal(s) Fortunately I usually get singles and am happy to sit on my own, so nowt really changes for me

Yep. And a random seat or two that keep popping up in the family enclosure but can't be bought unless you have an eligible kid too

Or it it's the same as last season an ST holder could get you a ticket at the same time they went on sale to members

Arsenal fan in peace here. Anyone know how I can get a ticket for the Emirates, just for a single game ? Don't want to buy from the box office.

A ballot system of sorts, but skewed because if you had the IT know-how you could get yourself many more chances of landing a low queue number

You at work in a Currys shop like ?

4 devices. Lowest one is position 10,754, highest one is 26,271

Imagine being assigned place number 1 in the queue. There’d be so much jizz flying onto my computer that the keyboard would be kaput and I’d not be able to complete the transaction. Might wrap the laptop in a protective layer of cling film now, just to be on the safe side

but the alternative is doing some work, staring at a black screen is infinitely more enjoyable

I was on the maintenance page, then got into the season tickets on sale from 10am page, refreshed, and it's gone back to maintenance worrying

Worrying

Yep. Owned by a company called Kennedy Rd LLC Looks like it's flying to San Jose after it's been in Newcastle

Doherty might be a stretch, born in Hexham as it was near his dads army base but he didn’t grow up round here And he’s a QPR fan too so not even a Tyne Valley Mag

And he’s not a Geordie but Shovell out of M People lives in Tynemouth so we can claim him too

Divnt forget aboot wor Hank Marvin !

Riton is Henry Smithson, went to RGS and was a resident DJ at Shindig mid to late 90’s He won a Grammy in 2019

Their music doesn’t necessarily fit the typical N-O demographic but all of these are from Tyneside and doing really well in various parts of the industry LDevine, Riton, Ben Hemsley, Andrew Cushin, Patrick Topping, Man Power, Christoph Feels like musicians from the North East are thriving at the moment

Typical mags tryen ta steyl Nadine, shey’s frem Whitbern marra

Seems like it’ll pretty much be the same as last season but with 1000 extra ST’s going to some lucky souls on Tuesday Keeping as many game by game tickets available as possible seems like a fair solution all round to me - if you don’t get an ST then there’s still a good chance of getting to plenty of games

Sam finds the makem fewm hilarious That angry doylem who does the match review YouTube videos from his mams attic called him Sam Vender and asked if he installs vending machines They’re off their tits on Wearside man

What can you get for £70m these days man ? It’s only enough for 5.8 Trippier’s. Worrying

Top European talent courted by Milan hasn’t signed for NUFC yet, but he’s already demanding a plan for if we don’t achieve CL football and then we’d only be left with a paltry £70m transfer fee. Worrying.