bobbydazzla

I lived in Heaton for 15 years and still go round that way most days, but have no lusty feelings as I go past Heaton Junction

Lets hypothetically assume there's absolutely no way can stay at SJP, too many headaches to fit a Megadome on the site and massively reduced attendances for a few years whilst we build will absolutely dry-fuck our finances leaving us floundering mid table for eternity Where could we go in the city limits that you'd be happy with ?

Chin up fella Millions of billions of people have watched Giggs at the arena and the only complaint I hear is that the venue is utter dogshit, not the location. It's 10 minutes brisk walk from our current home with plenty of decent boozers nearby Being at the arena site would be nowt like moving to a soulless out of town location like Great Park or Silverlink And I don't think we'll move to the Arena site, but lets be a bit more positive about its merits as an acceptable location for the Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome

Keep up at the back.....it's already been decided that we're bulldozing Gateshead Stadium and building a 52,000 temporary football stadium on the vacant plot Guns n Roses have been booked to play the opening ceremony

this actually happened to me once, think my pint got spiked with a megadose of spice then I got on the wrong Metro at Haymarket

Jog on m8 Soz, couldn't resist. No actual offence intended, I'm just being a smartarse making running puns

in many areas of the stadium, if you decide to sing and chant then the people next to you will tell you to pipe down and shut the fuck up because they've been sat in those seats for 25 years and you haven't

Last time anything interesting happened there was Guns n Roses in 1992 Get Thompsons of Prudhoe down toot suite and bulldoze it

I'd said it before, and I'll say it again.... The Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome It has a certain je ne sais quoi that no other name could possibly achieve

Drop your car in for an MOT, grab a steak bake, hop skip and a jump to the match, missus still goes shopping in town and you don't get dragged round with her. Dreamy.

Can forward an ST to anyone with a supporter number (no membership needed) up to 10 times per season And for non-ST tickets, multiple people can download the ticket from the confirmation email to to their digital wallet, but only one will get into the ground. Wet dream for an unscrupulous tout

Rights. And I bet they stand up at half time anarl

And the stadium naming rights too. That'll be worth millions The Sven Adult Books Magpie Megadome has a certain charm to it I think

Memories of L7 corner Friday night Cardiff at home in the Champo

Not sure if I can watch this or not Am on Virgin who say I’ll need a special new 360 remote to watch Sky Sports+ So does that mean I cannit watch it the neet as my new remote hasn’t arrived yet Yours sincerely Mr Confused of North Shields

His wages are split between Man Utd and Chelsea. You do the math

I just wanted a quick smash n grab from Google to illustrate the point as to who the big earning shite are at Man Utd, didn't require it to be very accurate

Not sure what would sting more, knowing that they're earning £10m+ to play but be shite, or that they're earning £10m+ but too shite to play

Must be canny motivating for some of your better players (Dalot, Mainoo, Garnacho, Hojland) to sit in the dressing room and know that the wasters who keep fucking up in games are at the top of that wages list earning obscene money

Biggest earner is Casemiro ? Who's an utter liability Yesterday you looked like a newly promoted team struggling to cope with life in the top flight

In the Other Games thread it was quite rightly pointed out how embarrassing it was that Man Utd fans were getting selfies with Spurs players after they got rinsed y’day It was also suggested that a new stadium would mean we would get the same doylem behaviour However, the camera obsessed doylems filming for socials rather than supporting the team already get their hands on tickets and walk amongst us in our current home We got a vital pelanty, they watch it through a phone

Was in Leazes L4 corner for AC Milan last season and it was actually canny Apart from the woman in front of me who was sat scrolling through pics of Xmas trees on FaceyB and checking the Irish lottery results with 10 mins left to play and the game hanging in the balance She needed firing into the sun

Worst seat I’ve had in recent years was front row Leazes in the middle of the goal. That exact spot in the photo. Was next to a couple of absolute doylems who did nowt but piss and moan even though we won