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Lewis Hall protecting his parents house from burglars

What gets said on here is equivalent to what gets said in the day room at your local lunatic asylum

Swear down our lot have necked wobbly eggs just before kick off both tonight and at West Ham

We’re sloppier than a bucket full of spunk

Has Dan Burn got the rubber ridges from an Adidas Predator taped to his forehead or what

It’s pure cringe every single time he does it, aural aids

As it’s the club anthem tens of thousands of fans should be capable of singing Blaydon Races* themselves without needing some dogshit drum version being blasted from the speakers at a million billion decibels to guide them through the song. But no, if left to our own devices we’re completely incapable of even singing it at sub-makina BPM’s or using the right words. *at the correct tempo with the correct lyrics

The teams should enter the pitch to the Byker Grove theme tune, but with the shout of BYKER ! replaced by TOON ! and GROVE ! replaced by ARMY ! Then the East Stand WW2 veterans can dust off their shooting skills by firing paintballs at the eyes of the opposition players And Eddie can grow a muzzy and sideys combo like Wor Geoff

Fair enough giving the lad loads of shite if he went to Man Utd after running his contract down. But he went to Real Madrid, the most prestigious club in the world, after being at Liverpool all his footballing life. Different country, different league, different challenge. What was the alternative ? Sign a new contract when he wants to leave, purely so Madrid have to pay a fee, which might mean he doesn't get his move and never plays anywhere else in his peak career but Liverpool. If we had fuckloads of loyal service out of Miley and he becomes a world class midfielder, but in 6 years time he goes to Barca or Madrid on a free, I won't be booing the kid. And I'd think anyone who booed him or called him a rat was a cunt. Isak is different. He refused to play to force a move. That's a cunts trick. He had years left on his contract and refused to honour it.

I was tempted to tell him that we don't actually have a player called Kuntz in the squad, because he spends most of the game calling our players that

Oh aye, there's definitely plenty of shite in the corner. One person in particular near you who does nowt but piss and moan at high volume for the entire game, every game. I assume you know who I mean and I hope he's not a pal of yours

When I've been in your spot in the corner, there's a group of young-ish lads in the row infront, I reckon they're early 20's. Seem like quite a tight knit little crew and they're always having a laugh and singing. In my experience they're canny, not obnoxious at all and they get on well with the older folk around them. They're noticeable because a group their age stood together, is in the minority. Reminds me of me and my pals, 20-25 years ago. Reminds me of what football used to be like even when it was still in the "modern stadium" era rather than harking back to the 80's and early 90's which was a completely different kettle of fish. I'd like to see loads more of those sort of groups being able to gather together and stand in the ground. They're fairly early in their NUFC journey and they love it and want to get involved in making some noise. Not sure how we get more of that in the ground without it causing ructions amongst the old timers who might have to move seats, but I'd love it if we could.

I was surprised DJ Onedek didn’t give The Queen Is Dead an airing. He loves that sort of tongue in cheek cultural reference banta.

Did they tell people pre-game that there would be no music so they could try and generate some noise ? Think I was away and missed the game so can’t remember

Why do we even need a pre-match music routine ? For the 15 mins before kick off take the needle off the records and let the fans build the atmosphere, drop Local Hero at a decent but not ear splitting volume just as the teams come out, job done. The constant quest to be fake and whacky and the change for changes sake. There’s just no fucking need man. It’s 22 gadgies hoofing a ball about, not a stupid fucking cringe wedding disco.

I for one find it magnificent to sing along to the awful prerecorded version of the Blaydon Races with the dogshit drums whilst using the correct words at the correct BPM, then as soon as the acapella fan only version gets going later in the game I thoroughly enjoy going straight into a 200BPM makina remix and singing the wrong words It’s what Geordie Ridley would have wanted

Absolute fucking tap in for a Teams pun and not one of you daft cunts has got on the end of it yet

Aye, think I remember reading your post-meeting commentary at the time. It was either that or the Match Atmosphere one someone else went to. Either way, the ideas being proposed were insane. I have serious doubts about whether I can face going. I've got zero patience for something like that. I only put my name into the hat so I could complain about not being invited.

Well aye, if he actually got popped for doping. But I don't reckon Isak got popped for doping at half time in Frankfurt and I do reckon the rumours about him being popped for doping are just lolz for social media bantz.

He's been charged but hasn't been banned yet. And he hasn't been able to play or train for Chelsea since he failed the doping test 12 months ago.

From the Beeb about when Mudryk got popped for doping this time last year: Mudryk's abscence for five Chelsea matches was explained as illness by the club, who later confirmed that an "adverse finding in a routine urine test" was reported to them by the FA.

Just use the same system they have in place for transferring ST's. It has to be tranfered to someone with a ticketing account. If it's allowed for ST's then allow it for members. There's nothing to stop someone with an ST from selling me their ticket above face value and then doing the legit transfer. But if a member is transferring more than a certain % of their tickets per season, then NUFC investigate why. Or put a limit on how many times a season a member can transfer a ticket.

Anyone else get an invite to the Ticketing Workshop ? After the amount of shit I've given NUFC ticketing I have visions of walking into the room thinking I'm becoming a made man but then getting whacked liked Tommy in Goodfellas.