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eLangA’s sHyTe fUckIn wASTe oF mOnEY. leWis HaLL tHo, sOmE bOy hIm lYkE, fUkIn bESt leFt bAcK eVa, wAs sHyTe wEn wUz fOrSt siNed hIm tHo yE kNaA

He can run the 100m in 10.93 seconds Canny fucking rapid that like

Some of youse calling Elanga worse than shite need to go and have yasels a deeks in the Lewis Hall thread and compare the criticism that was lobbed at him on here in his early days to the plaudits he’s getting on here today

Some of the posts in this thread from Nov / Dec 2023 haven’t aged well. Which is a good thing, obvz.

Touts with bots hoovering up football tickets and then selling them for huge profit on resale sites keeps the Premier League competitive. If they clamp down on touting, there’s a risk that clubs “will do a Pompey”. Said Richard Masters of the Premier League.

Ain’t no need to analyse the stats behind a catch all phrase that millions of people use to describe competing in Europe and domestically at the same time. I’m not sure if you’re just doing it to wind me up, or if you’re serious. I really hope it’s the former.

The bloke says exactly that in amongst his extremely detailed analysis. It’s just that it’s easy to miss the point he makes when it’s in amongst a billion graphs and predictive stats. If people enjoy spending their spare time creating and reading that sort of nerdy shite then I’d argue that they should pursue a job in sports data analysis and turn their perverted hobby into a career. If they don’t want to turn it into a job then I’d suggest they should get out more and find some ways to enjoy life. Football is supposed to be 22 people hoofing a ball around a pitch and we’re supposed to find it entertaining. If deep analysis and strategic theories are arousing then get into chess instead, it’ll be more rewarding.

Fucking hell. Talk about putting the anal into analysis. He writes all that detail and shows all those charts when he could have distilled the entire thing down into a really important point he makes a couple of times. We’re playing 3 x per week and had a seriously disrupted pre-season. Eddie’s not getting the time on the training pitch that his meticulous approach requires. He’ll either adjust or forever struggle with competing both domestically and in Europe. The players are also adjusting to the 3 x a week workload, additional travel, lack of training pitch time and some new ways of playing. Our key players are then on international duty whenever there’s a break in the club schedule. But alas, as is the way with modern football fans, why focus on the simple explanation when you can wank yourself daft with long winded analysis of predictive stats and some fancy looking graphs.

Nah. If 14 years of Ashley shows one thing it’s that we’ve got the collective backbone of an earthworm on ket. Some people will huff and puff a bit on social media, but that’ll be it.

There won’t be a meltdown. Our fan base is so flaccid they couldn’t even create a meltdown in a candle shop Some people will love it, some people will piss and moan and say it’s awful, loads will buy it. Same as it ever was.

Laugh or burn, take your pick

Need to tell the po-faced owld gadgies in the East Stand that the new strip is also a digital season ticket and they've got to scan the shirt on the reader to get into the ground

I was just teeing it up so @Fak could ask "Is it as big as a bread bin ?" But you've killed that tomfoolery stone dead.

Can we play 20 questions to work out what it is ?

In case anyone wonders how the ticket bots work, here's some insight from the company who run our ticket queue platform. Also includes an explanation of how difficult it is for a government to enforce any anti-touting legislation. https://queue-it.com/blog/ticket-bots/

So the govt are going to ban the reselling of tickets at above face value. Be interesting to see how the ban is implemented and policed. Impossible to completely eradicate touting, but if they can shut down the reselling sites (don’t know if they can given they’re mainly based overseas) then that’d be a start.

Just enjoy the ride man. In Oct 21 we were nailed on for relegation with an absolute cunt in the dug out and a parasite cunt owning the club. Since then we’ve won a cup, been in two cup finals and qualified for the Champions League twice. All whilst being curtailed by snidey PSR rules designed to maintain the status quo. Are you not entertained ?

And when all 3 combine it’s sublime

eDdiE’s bRExiT mAgS m8

Remember people questioning why Hall was even here because he couldn’t get in the side for ages and people were claiming we were getting rinsed of cash we couldn’t afford to spend because of the £35m obligation to buy, which they thought was way more than he was worth.

Word of warning then, dude means your knob over there…..not your friend

Bloody predictive text typo, I meant to write Cunt