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Hasn't won a game. Attack looks toothless. Midfield is non-existent. Defense looks shambolic. None of these issues were addressed in the transfer window. Bench reads like a list of our best players. No assistant manager. Five-a-side in training. Fitness is woeful. We're sliding down the table at an alarming rate. ...but apart from that he's done a pretty decent job so far.

I would rather they stay, and you "support" another team I don't want him to leave it's a figure of speech, but it's about time he got his thumb out his arse and started plugging some gaps on a sinking ship. Sacking Sam was a mistake anyway regardless of today's result...

Fuck off Butt, fuck off Carr, fuck off "King" Kev...

While we're at it lets be honest, hypothetically if you could rebuild the team in one transfer window who would you actually hold on to? N'Zogbia. possibly Enrique, Given and at a push Taylor? The rest could hit the road for me...

No one has even mentioned the Boro. Goal the lad was offside and interfering with play, it's a distraction to last man and the keeper, as the last defender you don't know whether to come or go...

We play in black and white you stupid fuck, it isn't that hard to distribute a fucking football, man I have get some air before I break something...

I don't fucking care it was offside, as was Boro's "goal", horrible spawny bastards...

Was a fucking joke, prevented what would of been a vital 2-0 victory...

I wonder if Shearer will be offered such a role...

OMG! IT WILL BE LYK DA SHIZ!! AND WE WILL SIGN DIEGO AND STUFF!!! LOL!!!1

Christ on a bike what is wrong with you people. First the ridiculous hype after the appointment of Keegan and now the immense disappointment of the Wise joining. This is a man who has a took an average Leeds side into the play off positions with a fifteen point deduction. He's joining as an executive manage NOT as a director of football so lets give the bloke a chance. Apparently he's the first of a few who are going to have a similar role, are we going to whinge when they're appointed. The man's a total twat of a human being yes, but if he does a job that improves the club's current position then why complain...

seems like someone is definitly fishing Eto'o told him he couldn't wait to sign for such a big club and the thought of teaming up with Keegan filled him with over whelming joy...

My dad's fishing partner drives a taxi round Newcastle in his spare time. Today Eto'o got in and demanded a ride to St. James Park, I don't usually share information like this but I thought your socks may be in need of a lift...

I've heard the treatment table is getting fairly chilly, could we be about to solve that problem, bit of an overpriced solution if I'm honest...

http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/8493/44371218cele203x152zo0.jpg Wow, think I may be nursing a semi...

As club ambassador is he obliged to inform every corner of the earth about Newcastle United? Or was he just on a random holiday? Where've you been? He's over there for Sport Relief, there's been stories about it all over the place, and he said himself on last week's MOTD that he was going there for that reason. Apologies, haven;t been tracking Shearer's movements recently *slaps wrist, begs for forgiveness*

As club ambassador is he obliged to inform every corner of the earth about Newcastle United? Or was he just on a random holiday?

The game in which Ronaldo went in with an injury? Should we agree that he's at least in the top 3 players in the world then? Agreed, but for arguments sake I'm not entirely sure...

Kaka truly showed him up in the the Champions League semi a year back, doesn't even come close...

To be honest the only impact I can remember him having on a major game (including matches against the top four/ champions league knockouts) was scoring a two yard tap in against Arsenal last year...

Oh and another thing, what could Smith have possibly said to the ref to warrant a straight red the likes of Rooney/ Terry are constantly calling ref fucking cheats or telling them to fuck off, must have been some insult...

Still not convinced the lad is world class... Still goes missing in big games, persistently dives which provide him with the set-pieces to do such damage from and today only his second goal stood out as having any particular quality. The lad is very talented but still has a long way to go before he can stand tall with the likes of Kaka...

There's no denying we were soundly beaten, but I love the way the media are dismissing the officials influence on the game. I know we would have lost regardless but it really pisses me off they have got away with such a disgraceful display of football officiating. First lets get the defense for the opposition out of the way. Man United should have had a penalty. Smith charged into the back Giggs with no intention to get the ball what-so-ever, fair cop, but then it began... First half Rooney committed at least three bookable offenses off the top of my head, ref doesn't bat a fucking eye lid. Couple this with the goal Owen randomly had disallowed and it was a fairly frustrating but tolerable first half. Half time Fergie must have slipped Mr. Styles something special because he did his up most to ensure the result was as emphatic as possible: The first goal, Ronaldo notorious for being a diving little fuck goes down with no one even close to him, free kick. FREE KICK, FREE KICK!? I was fucking boiling, it was destined to go in to compound the frustration The second goal, woeful defending/ goalkeeping, but no one seems to have pointed out the obstruction of Rooney on Given, it's ridiculous but in the modern game you can't touch a keeper without the whistle going, so why was Rooney allowed to prevent the save. The final goal, how can so many people clearly visualize the ball was not over the line but one official can't, it didn't even look close to being over the line, it was a fucking disgrace this if you ask me. These incidents sandwiched a cast-iron penalty decision (Ferdinand on N'Zogbia) and some pretty all round shabby referring. Don't get me wrong we would have still lost the game by a fair margin but it may not have been anywhere as humiliating. The frustration is probably compounded by the media and their lack of willingness to highlight these decisions...

I stayed, but only because black and white flows through every vessel in my body, then off I walked with dreams of Shearer and Keegan and the glory days that lay ahead filling my mind...

Fucking spot on young man, nail on the head, nail on the fucking head!