McCormick

Bruno’s asked to be subbed

Pope and Bruno struggling

No Bruno and our midfield looks a bit rough.

Wolves instead of Southampton for me.

Shouldn’t have done it but he shouldn’t be labeled a piece of shit because of this.

Italian media sources are usually always bs agent links.

I like Weghorst, classy target-man. Not many proven ones around tbf; don’t think it’s as dumb a deal as many are making out.

If he’s sorted out his attitude issues, I’d be really happy if we signed him. Such a good all round midfielder.

They’re getting back into it. Crowd needs to get behind the team more.

He’s certainly nowhere near Isak and Wilson in terms of current ability. Seemingly bags of potential though.

Can’t see us spending more money on a striker when we have 2 very decent strikers (and then Chris Wood) on our books already.

Just clocked that his name translated is “Desired Gifted.” Parents showed some restraint not calling him Bien Dotè et Riche.

Désiré Doué Linked in the French media. 17 year old attacker, seemingly highly rated.

At least Thuram won’t come with a super high price and can play striker. I live in hope that Chelsea’s Jackson Pollock approach to transfers continues to achieve fuck all though, obviously.

I’d keep Sean tbh, he’s not top 6 standard but he’s been reliable enough in the countless times he’s been called upon this season. Wood, Fraser, Murphy, Ritchie, Dummet and Lewis would be the ones I’d be happy to send packing.

I almost wish he was a bit of a dick so I could truly hate him. Him and Murphy seem like such nice lads and good pros but the ability isn’t there, sadly. I thought saying they were League 1 level was hyperbolic but they didn’t even look that yesterday ffs.

Feels like a real Newcastle season now.

I’d swap Wood for Windass but I doubt they’d even take that deal.

We won’t score.

He’s a joke now. I almost feel bad for him. Almost. So Fuckingggg shit.

Chris Wood. I mean. No words.

Murphy is shocking, man.

Gotta score Anderson.

Murphy is genuinely very bad. My word.

Yeah. Even on his worst day he gives about as much as your average Murphy performance. We all know that when Maxi’s on it, he’s unplayable.