McCormick

Yeah, what does that even mean? We agreed a price with who, ourselves?

Haway, don’t chug your bisto too fast pal. Only 3 points ahead of Fulham right now.

Keys been talking for 10mins straight about relocating Newcastle United to London, so that we can compete to get the best players. My eyes are about to roll into the back of my head. Christ.

Beautiful win.

Need a Shelvey worldie.

I’m on my 3rd cigarette this half. Desperate for the 3 points.

Complete shambles this.

Wow. Given. Offside as well.

Yup and now they score. Amazing. Var’s a bitch.

Now how in the actual fuck is that not a fucking pen???

Forget his name but Bein have some smug looking scouse twat on. He’s just been shitting on Newcastle and big leaguing us with every comment. “That’s the clearest foul you’ll ever see [Wilson’s goal]”, “Never a pen [Joelinton chance]” and “listen, they haven’t got the quality but they work hard, Newcastle. Spurs haven’t been at it today”. Makes Keys and Gray look like actual pundits. Thicker than cold peanut butter, that wanker.

Clowns at Bein (Keys aside) are furious and saying it’s a foul for Wilson’s goal.

So potentially no Bruno, Joelinton, ASM, Isak and maybe Wilson (possibly rested due to the amount of games) is a very grim prospect .

I like Brummie but he’s very rarely in here when Villa are doing badly .

It was a lot more fun when Villa were crap.

If they’re still propping the table up in Jan, they’d be mental to let him go imo.

What a shout! Wouldn’t surprise me at all if he’s France’s first choice Rb in a few years. Looks the real deal. Annoyed I got beaten to the “bad taste” joke, though .

As well he should be, if true. Our midfield is incredibly lightweight without him in there.

I’d accept finishing 10th if it meant Villa went down tbh. Small-time af, I know, but I can’t help it .

Honestly Howe’s comments weren’t that bad at all. Our amazing local journos have stitched him up by turning his, quite tame, comments about Klopp’s pitch side behaviour into some very unflattering sound bites. Eddie’s been nothing but respectful to all and a class act throughout some very difficult questioning. Auclair’s an absolute fucking weapon, man.

Most of their possession was inside their own half, I thought. Fair enough to let them pass around back there when you’re leggy and holding onto a slim lead. We weren’t at our best but still well worth the 3 points.

Wood on. To defend corners? I’m reaching here, admittedly.

Desperately need a new cdm at some point.

Looking lightweight in the middle now without Joelinton.

Poch to Villa would be some coup, like.