McCormick

bjork one was funnier tbh.. although neither made me wet my pants

when i was 16 i had a friend, of the same age, die in a car crash.. its really tragic going at that age; when you have dreams of glory that will go unfulfilled... remember going to my friends funeral and seeing the absolute sorrow on his family's face, must be awfully hard. my heart goes out to the lad and his family.. rest in peace

i'd take him, unless it means we're not getting Deco

Wasn't so much funny as stupid.. haha guess that's what makes it funny though. Funnier if the lad's serious.. oh and this: Yeah we got nothing better do with our time than making up stories of Icelandic millionaires trying to buy a mediocre football club. Think again you t*** criminal tbh

if he wants champions league football (quoted saying) then lyon would be his best bet.. wouldn't pick spurs over us though definitely

Part in bold is a bit sad, not really funny but the rest

I said sorry didn't i.. the headbutt was completely unnecessary

................................................................................ sorry couldn't resist, but yeah he's decent player, good on he ball and as good a player as yakubu, could well flourish aswell. Your team could use a bit of love (sorry again..)

Love is always a risk

Seems intelligent, well-mannered and professional.

ENTER west ham...

Certainly in that match we got what we paid for.. early days though

just so nobody forgets it

You can see Viduka isn't suited to this 433 system. he needs a creative midfielder to to pass it through the defence and let him finish it off.. mark has always been a solid finisher. 4-3-1-2 would be the way to go, owen and martins up front with viduka possibly playing just behind the front two, seen as he's the only one who looks like they know what a good through ball is..

ecstatic with deco.. but come on, if he was available i'm sure a lot of clubs more favourable than us would have swooped in

tell that to Dave.. he'll tell you that its News of the world and not worth discussing

best formation for us imo

" Fans of Newcastle-online believe our story is a big pile of bollocks"?

james is mental, 29 is old? 25-30 is when a player is in their prime, 32 upwards is when the years start to take their toll. and it can't hurt to have a premiership-experienced beast of a man as a back-up, could even replace taylor (for now perhaps) as the 1st team centre-half . wouldn't surprise me if sam converts him to a right-back aswell.

He's too busy running to pick the ball out of the net at the moment. can't say it wasn't his fault having not seen the goals,but i've seen falkirk play before and theyr defence is quite shocking

hate most teams on that list tbh.. i find that championship supporters are more humble and easier to talk to other than the likes of: spurs supporters (delusional and arrogant), west ham (just plain slimey and obnoxious), sunderland (mentally retarded), Everton supporters (usually very bitter and hate newcastle) and liverpool (think theyr real supporters, the glory-seeking bast*rds). and maybe i'm just bitter, but if i see another asian person with a manyoo top, i'll go crazy.

I've heard he's working his bollocks off in training btw. Wouldn't you? hes just been shoved down the pecking order.. fighting for a place, showing some passion- i love it

pato and aguero are great prospects- extremely skilfull.. but by jesus micah richards is built like f*cking tank. Must be scary to play against him. that said though, yes he's a good player but he's overrated like crazy.

Voted Barton (sad really, that he's our playmaker) since we've seen Emre fail at playing that role before, granted under sh*te management, but i just don't see emre coming back from a long injury, and not to mention a season of mediocrity (had a few good games) and being our outlet in midfield. I do hope i'm wrong and emre stuns us all

Absolutely, not only that but they are extremely hard workers and leaders too. Hopefully, when Barton returns the midfield will keep that bite but will also have a little extra going forward. smith, barton, geremi, butt - now thats a physical midfield line-up. Remember also that we have duff, milner, emre, zoggy if we want to play more attack-minded game