McCormick

I don’t understand football rules anymore. Ruling that out is criminal.

Need to win this. Hate this lot.

He’ll get minutes eventually when Howe and the coaching staff are confident in him. Unless he’s looking like prime Drogba in training, I don’t see the need to whinge.

Was desperate for the cameras to show these dorks’ faces again after the goal was allowed.

Come on Isak…

How many checks, Christ.

Sounds like standard PIF/ KSA stuff. It’s widely known that dealing with anything government-related here will mean you’ll get paid very late.

Young 10 (plus 5 in add ons) million pound striker not looking like a Premier League starter shocker. He’s fine; I’m confident with time, patience and Howe’s coaching he’ll end up proving a very useful squad player (at the very least).

Dubai is great if acting rich is your entire personality. Escort scene is nuts too if you’re into that kind of thing.

Sake, Murph

Amazing!

Offside?

Murphy of course. Get in.

Murphy, man (I’m so far behind).

Elanga’s been poor this season but I can see why Eddie likes him; he has a lot of the raw attributes that Gordon has. So lots to work with potentially. That’s not to say spending 40m plus on him represents good business necessarily but happy to back our manager if he’s the player he really wants.

Stream offed itself after that Gordon miss.

Fuck me, Gordon, man!!!

Yessss!!!!!!!!!

Come on Bruno, man.

“Boom boom booom boom” Christ.

Ugh.

Annoying, this. Football sucks.

So annoying that we basically had this same squad during the CL campaign but never got to unleash it.

Please, no.

The fact that he’s upset a known good thing in Howe, means I care. We haven’t seen anything from him so far to suggest he’s worth the PR blunders and disharmony in the camp. All we have to go on is his poor first window and his poor public speaking so I’m judging him on that until he shows us something to get behind.