timeEd32

Still a poor result for them.

BOSS

Yup, people being way too negative now.

Imagine him managing us when we're not staring down the barrel of relegation with a whole summer to prepare and build the team his way. Fuck.

Outstanding today.

Can't possibly be more than a 6 now. 5 for me. We could still be safe before the final game if everything goes our way.

If Arsenal win today, we beat Villa, and Chelsea beat Sunderland it's going to start looking quite good for us. And none of that is crazy.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Less than 3 minutes. Fuuuuuck.

Goal, penalty, 6 subs, handbags.

Still 2 points gained if we hold on. Fuck them.

Good effort.

Longest 15 minutes ever coming up.

I'm not saying he missed on purpose, but he was not 100% committed to scoring that. You will not convince me otherwise.

TOWNSEND TOU PETENGED

Agreed. One of the best performances from him that I can remember.

Are we going to benefit from a Pardew team talk?

Clearly the nerves are getting to us. A goal would change everything. Think we need Mitrovic.

Lascelles has decided he's also our best option up front. Love him.

Townsend has dribbled into trouble like four times now. Has to play the ball quicker.

We're very nervous.

Shitting it. The thought of that man sending us down...

Everton 1-2 Bournemouth Newcastle 3-1 Crystal Palace Stoke 1-1 Sunderland Watford 2-0 Aston Villa West Brom 0-1 West Ham Arsenal 3-0 Norwich Swansea 1-4 Liverpool Man Utd 1-1 Leicester Southampton 0-2 Man City Chelsea 1-2 Spurs

According to ESPN's Soccer Power Index (don't laugh), there is an 82% chance we will be relegated. Sunderland 51%, Norwich 67%.

No chance he comes back into the team. Fear not.