Heron

I literally want every man and their dog to write us off me. Fed up of it all. They don't want us to be elite. No one does. Then when we become it they'll all ride our coat tails, and they'll be frightened to upset us. At which point, fuck them all. Fuck the lot of them. In fact. Fuck them now and forever. We Are Newcastle.

That Charlotte Crosby on Masterchef. The Mrs put it on. Felt like frying me head. Hideous.

I mean...I am yet to catch up on it all...but at a guess - Club representatives speak - Journos use sensationalist language to make something out of nothing - Eddie pours water on scenario - rinse and repeat...right?

Fans should also do this. Fuck all the DCs trying to upset our apple cart. We're making cider.

Rock Steddie.

Wowowowow. Had your horses. I'll only be 35.

Get a win here and we're looking very healthy.

Fernandez is a DC. Bruno is an absolute diamond. One clear winner.

Haha hopefully I can put that to use mate, aye.

Jesus. Triplets. That'd be a shock to the system I bet.

Cheers mate

Haha twins mate aye. Two little lads all things being well! 21 weeks in.

Aye apparently we're gonna be selling them like, not sure how far into the process we are atm as I'm a bit out of the picture with potentially having 2 little junior flagpies on the way.

Words cannot describe how likeable this chap is like.

I was like "He did not just ask that.."

In.

I'd not even do it for that.

I also sympathise with what you're saying here too, but it's not the only way for me. It's the only way because ultimately the poor man has to pay, as in any walk of life. They could all stop being greedy twats and stop dishing our multi-million contracts for people who simply perform at a sport and atop bleeding the working man dry.

I think they could invest in SJP and make it a lot better though, I don't see the need to move other than to get more bodies in.

It won't have history. That's a pretty important metric. I know I'm being a pedantic arsehole by the way It wont have this level of locality to the city centre. It will have increased capacity and all the things a football stadium doesn't really need. If they're important metrics then so be it. I'll be honest, I simply won't be talked into it. The irony of all this is that FFP and PSR is designed to protect community assets such as football clubs to my knowledge, and yet here it is taking NUFC down a totally different track, away from it's historic home to make a quick buck so we can hopefully keep pace with the Jones'.

It's still got history irrespective of when it was. I honestly don't see the clamour for a new stadium personally. Okay, it might be modern with all the mod cons fans seemingly now want but it's not for me like. Increasing attendance matters to the financials not to the atmosphere. I'd rather play in front of 20k with a raucous atmosphere than 80k in silence.

It just won't be better in every metric though will it. St James' is home.

It honestly does nowt for me. We'll have another bowl shaped stadium that is void of any character and will look like a shopping centre and we'll be charged extortionate prices and it'll be largely corporate and geared towards new fans. I get it's the route we'll likely have to take, but it's wank.