Heron

Always backs us in the media does Pardz. Good guy.

He'll start for West Germany, Prussia and Germania he's that good.

Fuck sake. Hope everyone on board is okay!

I actually think people think these are half decent players. Richarlison was probably at his level st Everton tbf, but Garnacho at Chelsea is bizarre.

Got my shot in target at evens for Joao Pedro via William Hill. Happy days. £1️⃣0️⃣⬆️

Garnacho Richarlison

Some observations from this 1st 20mins or so; Spurs are absolutely toothless Joao Pedro is doing fuck all Garnacho is overrated Caicedo and Enzo make Chelsea tick Neither appear to be any better than Newcastle

Continue.

It seems to be sufficient around plenty other grounds like. I'm not sure what else the club can do...

Well, you have a Mackem here.

He's fucking mint, He does nowt daft.

The King. The absolute, fucking king. 8 days ago my mates were discussing which game of the next 3 was most important to win. Who cares? Just win them fucking all. PD 3 W3 D0 L0 GF 7 GA 1 GD +6

What. A. Prick.

Really frustrated me tonight tbh the remembrance stuff. Felt like we'd let Veterans down a bit personally. Mad for some (I know) just seemed pretty piss poor.

Gravity doesn't exist if you're Woltemade mate. Only the theory of defensive irrelativitity.

Aston is a shit suburb of a shitter city. Newcastle is the centre of the universe.

Aye but he didn't redefine time and space like a 6ft 6 lad who looks like he has all the time and space in the world AND score goals did he? Give your head a wobble.

I genuinely wanted a Joelinton Red me. Such is our squad depth, just fucking chin them mate. Simons, Kudus, Russia. Whatever. All together. Simultaneously.

He was a bargain because he's worth 212m. So...that's that.

Who?

I reckon Karl Marx and Wagner are your second and third place.