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How about; Ashley is a wanker, He wears a wankers hat, He wouldn't sell our football club, because he is a twat, We're all fed up of Mike now, We're fed up with his shite, He'll never ever lose his pies, least not without a fight.

? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever f***ed us over? Are we on about the same fat man? Mike Ashley?

nike pro shorts mate, have to be the closest colour to the strip being worn as possible. Cheers. I believe they are used to help warm the muscles up quicker pre-match.

? Like he has'nt already done so When has he ever fucked us over?

We've got Timmy, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Krul between the sticks, between the stick.

Toon-muri! Ketsbaia named new Toon manager as Ashley takes club off sale www.gotyouagaingazzaA2.co.uk/sport/football/story87459475 Christ - he must have left Olympiakos just to save us...

...you're having a laugh" It's shit like, it really is.

Yep. I think it'd be a masterstroke if he could pull it off. There's no reason why DOL wouldn't take us up and then we could push on properly and with a reduced wage bill and an improved financial position. You're 100% on the wind up, there's no doubt about it.

yes Lolza. Totally sober mate.

Nr na m890

I would be over the moon if that happened - Big Mike may have made one or two silly little errors but by bringing in O'Leary he could recitfy all his problems.

3pm you mean. Aye, sorry typing error...

Terry told me...

Nah, we didn't. We were dreadful - we literally had no structure what-so-ever. Our best two Strikers were Ryan and Steven Taylor, while Nolan was fairly none-existant and Shola and Caroll did his work for him dropping into midfield. Duff, Smith, 3 out of our back four and Krul were the ones to come out of it with a bit of credibility. On a scale of Incredibly s*** to incredibly good, we were neither. I thought we played pretty well considering we were playing promotion contenders, away from home, with a depleted squad from one that was already thin and with no manager and obviously all the other s*** thats going on. In fact, even without all that I still think we played well. Bossed it. Tbf, I have probably just woke up to the shit we played last season, Saturday was just like last season but our club is in a far worse state. So given the circumstances I can see where y'all coming from. However, on the other side of the coin, people think that because we're in a worse division and playing promotion favourites that the same shit from last season is more acceptable, when it quite simply isn't...

Evra to Citeh - 17million.

Nah, we didn't. We were dreadful - we literally had no structure what-so-ever. Our best two Strikers were Ryan and Steven Taylor, while Nolan was fairly none-existant and Shola and Caroll did his work for him dropping into midfield. Duff, Smith, 3 out of our back four and Krul were the ones to come out of it with a bit of credibility.

Just came off the phone to my ITK - He said we're going to be taken over this Wednesday, providing everything goes to plan. He said Barry Moat is edging closer and closer and there's just one or two things to iron out before the deal goes through. There'll be a press-conference at 4pm on Wednesday. My ITK is called Simon -that's all I can tell you.

An incredibly good result - based on the fact we played incredibly shit and our club is deep in the shit...against promotion favourites - roll on the Premier next season....

"Does Moat float your bloat, if not get your coat you ugly goat" *It's more appropriate for this thread and since Dave doesn't do his job properly.. ..* Does your Newcastle have a Moat? Can it float a little boat? Can it set sail with a man? Or even set sail with a Goat? Can it jizz all over Ashley, Like a fatty over pasties? Or are The Times just scrotes?

"Does Moat float your bloat, if not get your coat you ugly goat" Does your Newcastle have a Moat? Can it float a little boat? Can it set sail with a man? Or even set sail with a Goat? Can it jizz all over Ashley, Like a fatty over pasties? Or are The Times just scrotes?

Thats the spirit mate. Why bother ourselves with false hope? Wait till their is a degree of realism. f*** it, I'd rather have false hope then be a miserable c*** every second of the day. That my friend, was a superfantabulagic statement.

I would put money on it being 400 Whats the record? Not sure but I woul imagine approximately 600....

Isn't it exciting to think that by the time we have been taken over this thread will have reached 350 pages....

Daily Star: Moat in to defend New-Castle!!... http://medievalhistory.suite101.com/article.cfm/parts_of_a_medieval_castle_the_moat

I feel like a lettuce.