Heron

Not yet. Just ordered them last Wednesday or something though.

Shola can be our new number 9.

I said to a lad at work yesterday, scoring against the likes of Blackpool at home won't provide much of a "f***ing get in" go mental sort of scenario like it does in the Premiership. It might like (I've never experienced the 2nd division), but for some reason I think it'll be like a "meh, so what - we should be beating these sorts of teams" type of attitude. Or is that just me? I might be totally different when the league starts but I currently feel like that is the way it will feel.

The money we have spent since Sir Bob left has also won us nothing, if anything it's put us in a worse position now we've been relegated.

August 3rd.

Oh well, cheers for your help hinny.

No. Bollocks. Not even highlights?

Is this televised or owt...

Sounds like another journalistic heap to me.

Fair point. However, I would argue that seeing them in such high spirits is still a bit of a piss take - given that these fuckers were just as much to blame as anyone last year. Fans are forking out their hard-earned cash in jobs they probably despise, when they could probably do with the money just to survive on in this current time of recession. The whole future of everyone at the club and even the club itself is in the balance at the moment and the championship cannot be underestimated. I feel like this pre-season could be a massive eye-opener for everyone at the club and I don't think we'll do particularly well. Not unless the background staff manage to motivate these mongshafts somehow. The best chance we have of doing well is by using our youngsters in my opinion, mixed with one or two of our better experienced players i.e. Beye and that's probably it. I understand that everyone has a laugh at work and stuff and to them it is work - it's still annoying and cringeworthy when you see those pictures and the comments though. I'm starting to get well and truelly fucked off with the club now, I really am. It actually hit home today at work when one of those from the dark side made a daft throw-away comment saying we weren't true supporters because we'd cancelled our sky sports,etc. I knew he was just bating me but it actually fucked me off - knowing I'd just paid for my season ticket for these useless arseholes. What's even worse is Ashley will fuck off with my season ticket money when he eventually sells up and I won't benefit the club in any way other than turning up and shouting and balling which didn't appear to do fuck all to motivate them last year. I still will though - why change the habits of a lifetime. Then just to put the icing ont he cake our first game of the season away to West Brom is televised and we're playign in our new solero strip which will make us look like right fucksticks. I bet some fat, slobby bastard has one on and they highlight him in the crowd, just to make us look even more spaztastic. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Especially since the chances of most of them being here come September are nil. The likes of Coloccini you might as well leave at home and save the hotel bills (actually Ashley's probably already got them staying in tents for that very purpose). It's funny you should say that before I was thinking "Why didn't they use RyanAir?"

I can vouch for Heza, very good player (I'm the clown that missed the open goal on Tuesday night mate.) Cheers mate, Tom had mentioned it but I couldn't remember if he said you were Wullie so I didn't want to mention it haha. Your miss could have happened to anyone to be fair - especially when everything happens so quick. Do you normally play in these N-O matches? I actually live just down the road from Coach Lane campus too so I could just walk up and play... We've only had three so far but I've played in them all, yeah. You're more than welcome, just stick your name down when we start the thread about the next game. Mint. I will do mate.

This.

I can vouch for Heza, very good player (I'm the clown that missed the open goal on Tuesday night mate.) Cheers mate, Tom had mentioned it but I couldn't remember if he said you were Wullie so I didn't want to mention it haha. Your miss could have happened to anyone to be fair - especially when everything happens so quick. Do you normally play in these N-O matches? I actually live just down the road from Coach Lane campus too so I could just walk up and play...

I don't know why but seeing them come off that plane, etc in a happy manner really fucks me off...

Warrick Hunt.

When's the next one? How much does it cost? Do you play 90minutes? Where do you normally play? Am I welcome? Just a few questions I had, and couldn't be arsed to gan through all the pages.

Nevertheless, we should have been trying our best to keep a player like him on board. Edgar did fairly well for us whenever he played, and will no doubt be on a tiny percentage of what the likes of Coloccini are on. I don't think Edgar has ever been any worse than Coloccini tbh. Edgar has Premiership experience despite it only being a minimal amount and he doesn't cost us nowt really. This club desperately needs sorting like.

Good move for Edgar - bad move for us.

Darlington (a). Really looking forward to it actually....I don't know exactly why like...

Can someone please photoshop Mark Vidukas head, arms and legs on to an Orange Campino sweet please. I would find it highly amusing.

I would expect there to be a certain degree of bartering involved so starting at a high price is probably the best option from a business point of view. From my point of view just hand the club over for a quid Ashley - no one likes you.

Tbf if I wasn't a Newcastle fan and I hadn't lived in the region then I would probably hate us too. We have a unique Geordie sense of humour that can be quite harsh but funny. Most other clubs don't understand this. Besides we have a massive followign which many other clubs are jealous of - particularly the lieks of spuds and Everton who are overshadowed by clubs such as Arsenal and Liverpool. It still annoys the hell out of me though. Peoples' obsession only makes us stronger though - because it gives us the satisfaction of knowing everyone is bothered about us, one way or another.

As much as the bloke annoys me - He isn't half as bad as Barton (from a personality point of view). Footballing I probably respect Barton more, despite him being a dick.

Just thought I would sum up my feelings about getting a season ticket. This year is an ultimate piss take - especially after they just launched the mongy away strip.