Thomson Mouse

Mark Bosnich reckons Maclaren gas told us to kick them off the park. http://i.imgur.com/SZuqoxfl.jpg

Apparently http://i.imgur.com/BTDe1bbl.jpg

Apparently Defoes current PA didn't want to move to London where the job is based, maybe he's off?

Apparently Sandra is his mother

Defore is after someone to look after him. JERMAIN DEFOE & FAMILY/ DEFOE ENTERPRISE PERSONAL ASSISTANT We are looking for a highly experienced Executive Personal Assistant who will be working closely with senior manager of Defoe Enterprise Ltd. You will be working for a high profile individual within the sports industry so the candidate must therefore, by nature, be very flexible, hands-on and be capable of multitasking, most importantly you must maintain the highest level of confidentiality in order to assist the manager. On a day to day basis you will be involved in scheduling and highly organizing the managers and the families private, social and business calendars, arranging all public appearances, arranging and securing travel arrangements, working on selected business projects and maintaining daily itineraries. Must be able to supervise a multi-portfolio of houses managing all household staff and contractors, dealing with all incoming bills and more. Candidates who will be considered for an interview will: Have the highest level of office duties including managing emails and dealing with all incoming telephone enquires Marketing knowledge and business development Demonstrate a high level of social media experience Have ability and experience in executive summaries of documents and debriefing to senior management Meet deadlines and demands of the managers extensive and hectic work schedules Demonstrating a high level of discretion and confidentiality Have impeccable correspondence skills and be confident in communicating with high profile individuals and senior directors Flexible to travel abroad and across country throughout the year at a short notice Suit a small office environment Media experience and commercial pr will be of advantage RESPONSIBILITIES Diary management for Sandra and Jermain Data management and administration duties Dealing with incoming email, faxes and post Drafting emails on director/managers behalf Answering Calls and handling enquiries Create database of all business contacts Produce daily/Weekly briefs via email Writing minutes and taking dictations Prepare Presentations Arrange travelling and accommodation for Jermain Working on certain projects and carrying out research Liaison with sponsors i.e. adidas etc. Briefing directors/managers before meetings and appearances Travelling with Jermain/ Sandra on business meetings UK (international when required) Occasional travel alone for business meetings setting up business opportunities for Jermain. Organising manager on a daily basis: lunch etc. Working alongside Chonte Marketing director on specific projects ERRANDS Organise all Jermain’s personal needs i.e. drycleaners, gardeners, house refurbishments, Sourcing interior designers and everyday tasks etc. Regularly checking the home when Jermain is away, making sure all is in place for his return i.e. fridge is stocked and plants watered and house is clean. Select and organise wardrobe with specific designers for special events/appearances i.e. Oswald boateng, Harrods, ZAP etc PROPERTIES Organising all the Defoe family’s households and needs Organising Cleaners and food shopping when necessary Overseeing Gardeners Domestic Cleaners Security SOCIAL EVENTS Book all social events i.e. Theatre, Concerts, Cinema, Musicals Restaurant bookings and recommendations Spa Days Family outings FAMILY Planning Yearly events including family birthdays and other celebrations Organising yearly family holidays and individual holidays. Managing and organising individual family members (Sandra, Andre, Chonte and Chase. Family pets) Dealing with the domestic running of all Defoe family properties including international. Creating an inventory for holiday Villas. Help to plan and organising special yearly calendar events i.e. (Mother’s day, Fathers Day, Easter, Black history month, Bonfire Night, Christmas, New years etc.) BRANDING To create a global brand for the Jermain Defoe name Growing his online database on his website, Twitter, Facebook and other social networking platforms. Gaining further recognition within the media Producing his own iphone apps Identify source of sponsorship opportunities POTENTIAL PROJECTS Growing The Jermain Defoe foundation charity i.e. yearly fundraising and events Create his own clothing line/Fragrance for e-commerce on his website Starting up his own Sports Mentoring and Management company Football Grass roots soccer academy JOB ROLE WORKING FROM THE JERMAIN DEFOE OFFICE MONDAY – FRIDAY 9.30am-5.30pm There will be out of hours and weekend work depending on manager’s event diary or projects. Must be on call 24/7 More jobs like this Permanent £50,000 - £59,999 Other Private PA jobs in London (Central) http://www.secsinthecity.co.uk/job/3571129/executive-personal-assistant/?TrackID=110426&utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=240815&cmpid=NLC_SITC_240815_job4 Fuck that for that money. They couldn't have made the 'potential projects' part more cliche if they had tried

They are shit. If they stay up it will be a miracle

If this is any indication of what is to come then we're looking good. Once the new imports get up to speed and we shake off the cobwebs of our shit pre-season, around the 10 game mark we could look very good.

Who's going to get a red today then?

Don't understand Colback and Obertan starting and 1 up front. Needs changing desperately.

Had enough of 1 up front already. Need two otherwise it's a waste of time.

David Kelly v Portsmouth - have never experienced the tension and atmosphere that in the ground that day again. O'Brien over the wall v the mackems. Ended up about 20 steps further down the Roker end.

He looked a prat last week and that was just fucking mental

His patter is f***ing horrendous. Not Savage or Owen level, but dogshite all the same. Was wondering who it was, fucking cock.

This exactly. Really getting pissed off with the game due to this

Not sure what's happening with the game if people are up in arms about that.

We're actually passing to each other, playing football. What is this weird feeling I have?

Hasn't got a club atm mate Ashley, you set of bastards.

The consistency with commentators man Apparently Cisse should be booked for diving, yet didn't hear a word against Luke Young yesterday

Obertan on the pitch and one up front, then you look at the bench. Wtf is going on?

The guy is a f***ing thug and shouldn't be allowed on a football pitch. Once he retires from football it won't be long before ends up going to jail. Thug is a tad harsh, reckless at times yes. Shouldn't be allowed on a football pitch? He's not allowed to go and visit his parents because he's banned from his home town. He was caught keying people's cars in town. On the football pitch all he has is a hard and often poorly timed challenge, nothing else. He is a thug and once his career has gone he will will sink further and further into trouble. Banned from his home town He was banned from the pubs in Stockton/yarm for kicking off too many times under their pubwatch scheme, not the whole town.

Changed their policy on youth since signing johnson.

Just when you thought this complete bellend couldn't get any worse..... http://i.imgur.com/DRfCcTgl.jpg

Hopefully it would've been on Stones phone with the phrase 'could you put John on, Steve?'

Shearer just destroyed someone on Twitter http://i.imgur.com/iSKADxYl.jpg