Oakie Doke

I think it's fair to say Jose's not happy!

José Enrique's just excellent

I love the fact someone's getting banned for not drinking their own piss.

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how about the Bigg Market? Someone would have to remove the traffic cone from his head and the drawn-on penis every morning, but at least people would see it!

Ronaldo's kind of right though.

I miss the Joe Kinnear era (or the Kinn-era as it is affectionately known amongst supporters).

Mark Hughes hadn't managed before he took the Wales job. I think managing a national team like Wales could be easier than someone like Sheffield United. Expectation levels will be lower, he has the country's best players to choose from and they only have a handful of games to play a year. Best of luck to him anyway, I think he'll turn into a really good manager.

It's not Paul Terry's fault - it's stupid to kill yourself over a woman - but I hope he feels guilty as hell, as should the woman.

Paul Terry looks like the result of John Terry's affair with an oran-utan. RIP

we should keep the statue where it is and have stars on the floor around it leading up to the stadium, with the name of legendary players on them. Like in Hollywood.

to be fair Dixon was the one exaggerating the incident, not Colin Murray.

I joined twitter because of Jose. I hope he keeps up his current standard of tweeting.

Jose replies to everyone, it's great!

Ray Lewington's FM stats are sh*t. Lewington out.

Jose says he likes house and black music. also is "jajajaja" Spanish for "hahahaha"?

"We have new manager. I go to sleep see you tomorrow." Dunno why but that Jonas tweet makes me laugh, I think it's his nonchalant attitude.

I'm pretty sure I remember MOTD showing Barton mooning Everton fans a few years back. And yet this is deemed too vulgar? I suppose it makes the whole thing sound more scandalous if they say they've decided not to show it, like it's that offensive.

if the FA punish him over that he might as well just revert to sticking cigars in people's eyes.

I hope he starts next week for Sho'(la).

he's not stupid he's just Spanish.

I'm really starting to like Barton, so I fully expect Ashley to sell him.

his post-match interview was superb