Oakie Doke

the new Henry.

5-0 jajajaja

excellent signing, still can't believe we've managed to sign a player of his ability.

thinks he's too good for us does he? I hate Paylor the self-righteous prick.

he really goes for it though - note both feet off the ground and the position of his arms.

Cameron Jerome and the Big Sam are both hilarious

someone needs to put the camera angle back on to 'broadcast'.

the aerial battle of Nikola Zigic and Thomas Vermaelen, had Vermaelan been fit. http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/4011/zigicvermaelen.jpg

You Know I'm no Good.

No, I've heard from a reliable source that Ferguson is like that. He's from Scotland you know, so is obviously naturally violent. And anyway, Marky555's mate is a sound guy. You've never even met him. I haven't met him but I just get the feeling he's a prick.

I was looking at the American Football one and thought "what's so bad about that, isn't it just the back of someone doing press-ups... oh right!"

sounds like your mate was asking for it tbh.

I've got to admit, I find Roy Hodgson very sexually attractive.

so is Zog out of our game?

Doesn't that make us scum as well? yes but we all know we're scum.

this was a pretty undeserved loss according to the match stats.

I just can't see us coming back, hopefully I'm wrong.

I wish Paul Merson would stop doing those orgasmic moans on SSN.

is this on a legal tv channel?

this reminds me of Pompey a few years a go.

go on 'tracker' to see what stage your order's at.

yeah, it's the eyes.

Is that a whoosh attempt? no, I'm genuinely wondering.

do our players just ride around the metro on their days off?

Jose's jilarious.