Oakie Doke

How, in a match in which Dwight Gayle is playing, can you claim another player has a more punchable face?

0-3 win. Ameobi bros sharing the spoils.

all I know is that my mate, who lives in Jarrow, saw them queuing outside his house about 10 mins before the match.

I heard it was more like half a million, Mick.

who knew he was putting steroids in those crepes.

Pardew out.

they should do a reversal of the Shearer testimonial - in the 90th minute Harps jogs to the dugout, pulls on a tracksuit and sits on that bench for one last time, to rapturous applause.

Finish him, Joey.

They're describing the match through a medley of Bhangra dance songs. Asian commentary is very different to ours.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/asiannetwork

Did you smash it?

I couldn't help raising my eyebrows when I saw this was not going to be televised. For that the finger must be pointed at Mary.

I really hope Iceland qualify but how will their players cope with the heat of Brazil? Eidur Gudjohnsen infamously refused to play during sunlight hours when he was with Chelsea. Better get the factor 50 out!

Legend. Probably the best Malaysian-born Scottish footballer of all time.

Such a bad game. I've switched to HD. Still shit.

So his record for Nigeria's now 1 in 3. He should just retire it ain't getting better than that.

Walker's too mashed to properly understand what he's done.

I'm taking that as a dig at me.

on an unrelated note, Alexei Eremenko Jr.

http://www.red5.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/thumbnail/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/s/p/spy-video-camera-pen-.jpg THAT'S a pen.

I ain't no Lagerback girl

is that a subtle dig at me? If the shoe fits.. but i'm not sure what you're talking about.... Should I be offended?

if that's true then we should put Derek Wright on the goalline. Nothing would get past him.

is that a subtle dig at me?