Oakie Doke

I want this game sold-out, covered by itv4 and projected onto a big screen near Monument, 10 x 10. Can you do that Mary?

you might say he's a hero.

How on Earth are we supposed to differentiate between this and the old thread? This adds further substance to my theory that Dave is deliberately trying to confuse sections of the board and "separate the wheat from the chaff" in doing so. As ever for more info PM me.

ffs

good

Let's bombard this thread with posts and get it to the unprecedented 1001st page before Dave has a chance to close it. Who's with me?

I think all proceeds should now go to the Louis Tomlinson Foundation in light of today's horrific events.

Guys?

the only direction he's going in is to the hospital. Am I right, guys?

Ashley would hire a SportsDirect Rent-a-Crowd.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Sampdoria_badge.png

I want this on tv, Mary. http://awesomelyluvvie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Do-It.gif

lone Ranger lol

Sickos.

Kinnear invented the bicycle kick and then coined the term bicycle kick. Later that day he invented the bicycle because no-one knew what he was on about.

I thought you were talking about Tiote

I'm gutted Hansen's leaving tbh. He's not as good as he was a few years a go, when he was really at the top of the punditry game, but he's still easily the best the BBC have to offer. Lawrenson on the other hand is appallingly bad, sounds like he genuinely doesn't like football anymore.

No excuses for not going to this. Let's make this the most attended game of the season, give Ashley something to think about. Come on lads!

Vierchowod? I thought he was just an urban legend.

Carr suggested Ashley signed Amalfitano but didn't specify which Amalfitano. http://i.qkme.me/3r9m1w.jpg in true Sports Direct style we got a cheap, knock-off version.

"My wife would often wake me - 'Michael, I can't get to sleep, can you say a few sentences?'"

I'd like to hit Ashley in between his pockets (in the crotch) heh. Not in a gay way. I don't want his limp penis.

I've given up on Tiote tbh, he went full retard a long time a go.

I honestly think this is the problem. All those protests fucked with his head and now he spends his time in a darkened room, still in his Smith 17 shirt from '07, plotting our downfall.