Oakie Doke

Celine Dion watches every toon game. You know that.

Yeovil drawing 0-0.

Fulham parking the bus.

Err... foul. No?

mate's at the game, apparently Cabaye just sitting down nonchalantly. Not great body language.

this is erectifying.

I came back from Carlisle yesterday. But I didn't make a thread about it.

Dibs on Gibbs!

our only reason to dislike Spurs is out of jealousy. It wasn't too long a go that both teams were around the same level. They've obviously advanced a lot more than us since. It's probably similar to how Travis feel about Coldplay.

should never have left Portsmouth though.

Mike Williamson actually looks a bit like Yohan Cabaye.

it feels like bloody One Flew Over the Cuckoo Nest in here sometimes. Think I'm the only sane one here.

No coincidence that they haven't been as successful since Dein left IMO. we need a Jew.

Bale's level of Ronaldo obsession would be cringeworthy for an eleven year old, let alone a fellow adult male.

I've met Clemmy Grenier a few times (we share the same agent) and apparently he's desperate to join us.

it's actually £19.78m

over 30?!!! Also way he acted last deadline day isn't exactly a character reference we have signed plenty of people in the past guilty of similar sort of antics. Name four.

*collective forum cyber hug*

Trying to see if my grandfather is among them. Can't see him. Though in a way, they're all our grandfathers.

makes a s*** thread and then insults the people kind enough to reply. REPORTED

"Least French"? I think you mean "Most unFrench". You're bastardising the English language.

I used to think he was pretty good but now I'm not sochaux.

stop everything! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2402134/Could-finally-proof-Nessie-exists-Amateur-photographer-snaps-large-black-object-moving-beneath-waters-Loch-Ness.html

Ricardo Gardner mon.