Oakie Doke

This! oh great it's going to be 0-0 now.

Volz really would be good to have, if only as a back-up. Same with Ball and Glauber. Give them all trials I say!

should only play if Barton, Guthrie, Smith, Nolan, Geremi, Vuckic, LuaLua are all injured. I'm being serial.

Roberto Martinez has a cool Spanish/Welsh thing going on.

glad he's back

Glauber would be worth a shot imo

he's still here

anyone else have a major crush on David Craig?

Id rather have Messi than Lovelypants tbh bit unrealistic imo.

I'd rather we got John Carew than Marlon Harewood tbh

Yes. Can't tackle, can't pass, weak as a kitten. Volatile as f***. Worth every penny of £60k a week. you're being a stupid idiot. Great counter argument. Well put. I consider myself well and truly telt. you got owned mate.

Yes. Can't tackle, can't pass, weak as a kitten. Volatile as f***. Worth every penny of £60k a week. you're being a stupid idiot.

I hope you're right.

Guthrie's goal was like a Martins goal

seriously, did very well considering his inexperience.

shut yo' mouth you punk ass motherf*cker! Sssshhh, Gol will think you're serious. I am!

shut yo' mouth you punk ass motherf*cker!

1-0

I really hope Vuckic plays.

I think he'll start against Huddersfield... and score!

I have an image in my head of Mort crying as he reluctantly takes off his clothes while Ashley sits there grinning "good... good".

there was no bet. Ashley just wanted to see him naked.

I feel physically sick.

I'm actually starting to like him in a David Brent sort of way

Smith closes people down well. That's useful.