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Oh look, all he had to do to win the hearts of the Geordie faithful was score two goals against lowly Ecuador. Now he must be our saviour. We aren't going to get him.

For the millionth time the Modric deal was going to be paid as £6.5 million over three years. It's likely that most of our deals will be done this way from now on. "For the millllionth time!!!!" Aye, that really had been drilled into me from day one like. You're about as dramatic as Lady Macbeth, Kaka.

Thai beer isn't it?

German.

I still think he could become a hero for us.

Joaquin and Cuellar please.

He is definitely a defensive midfielder.

Nasri or Aquilani will replace Hleb.

"I was raised and grew up here. I want to serve as the captain of this team. Our club is working on a new stadium project. I will leave the team when I am told to do so, but I want to play in the stadium to be established in Aslantepe"

Very exciting rumours. Of course, we know not to ever get excited.

What a mess.

They are the local lads.

Why? He would be a great second choice. We should never have sold Parker and we should never have bought Smith. Parker and Barton would be a great centre midfield partnership in my opinion.

What contribution? And who says? I was being facetious.

Now consider Steve Round's contribution to our recent success. He isn't being offered a new deal, is this the way we are going? Wage cuts?

The home visits of Blackburn and Derby. Miserable times.

Linked to Arsenal a few days ago.

Who made the most of our attempts on goal?

“I am going to tell you a sad story that may seem like a fable but it is true. There once was a beautiful black cat. It lived at Appiano Gentile [inter’s training ground]. “It loved to stretch out on the grass where the Inter players would practice. They would train and he would enjoy the sun, occasionally glancing with feline distraction at those madmen kicking a ball. “It had never hurt anyone. It dozed, sprawled and with its paw would wash itself. Its problems began when someone noticed it at the edge of the pitch — oh no a black cat. “We are in the Third Millennium, the witches have all been burnt centuries ago but there are still imbeciles who believe that a black cat brings bad luck.”

Let him go Qatar.

Barcelona. How many of the people on here that have voted for Gomis have actually seen him play?

Newcastle have had a £9m bid rejected by St Etienne for striker Bafetimbi Gomis and the French club are holding out for £17m. (The People)

Barnes, Shorey, Kitson, Steven Kelly and Muamba. He'd cost more than £10 million, apparently.

Being at the 4-1 win at White Harte Lane.