Parsley

Shorey's good at setpieces and I guess that's easily overlooked at Villa with Young on corners and free kicks.

Bosingwa has a crazy unibrow.

There's only one Andy Carroll, One Andy Carroll, He looks like a gimp but we don't give a shit, Walking in a Carroll wonderland.

Oh my God. Great play by Jonas.

Howay the lads.

Well played Bassong. Great block. West Ham doing all the pushing. We need to get the fucking ball!

Christ Taylor

Bellamy's off. Less to fear on break so I hope we really go for it.

10.

YEEESSS!!

Good defending Jose. Come on.

As shit as we are, we're only a goal down. If we can buck our fucking ideas up sharpish we can still win this.

We still can.

Fuck off. Shocking defending.

Come on ffs.

Fucking hell, what a contrast.

We've had by far the better of the chances. West Ham have looked good in possession though and Bellamy's been very dangerous. Its been a tight match, could go either way I think but we can nick it if we build on the first half.

Hull going for four straight losses. If we win we'll only be 2 points off them.

Duff is much, much better on the right tbf.

Please Joe. Please realize this. Please. If we win, JFK will keep the same team.

What a chance for Noble, fucking hell.

Been quite impressed with them myself, played some good stuff.

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