Fenham Mag

It's been browner shade of shit since the Arsenal semi.

Loses the ball in dangerous positions a lot recently, becoming a liability.

Fantastic we don't have to watch him or worry about his fitness for too much longer.

Any news on the injury?

Needed a bit of luck like this, he's been fucking shite and the only way one of Eddie's favourties could be dislodged. Time to grab your chance Harvey Barnes.

Ah ok, thank fook - get him in

Cannot afford to risk his suspension in Brighton/West Ham games. Bring him back for the final, he is a starter.

We should have signed Sergio Ramos on a free for this game alone, smash into Salah again. We don't have any proper bastards like that unfortunately.

Adam Pearson’s new content sorted, shouting at construction workers for not working harder.

Looks like it will be May, they've been held every 6 months so far, last one was in November.

Looks like it will be May, they've been held every 6 months so far, last one was in November.

I really don't think the stadium is a big part of our identity to be honest. Yes, the location is key to our identity, with the city centre buzz and the pre/post match pubs, but the actual stadium is not. It has changed so much from it's original format and moving the stadium footprint a few hundred yards up Barrack Road will not change much. A new stadium is exciting and will propel the club to the next level. Fingers crossed that is the choice they go with.

A private jet is landing in Newcastle soon from Nuremberg. The relevance of that is that it’s where Adidas’ headquarters are. Perhaps, if there is going to be a big discussion about the stadium this evening, Adidas could be there to discuss naming rights.

Merson is thicker than whale spunk, don't take notice of him.

Can we just please not have a supermarket underneath it like Spurs, cheapens the fuck out of it.

Yes, afraid so, he'd be one of the best players in that league.

Lascelles extra recovery time for his hair transplant too.

Aye very strange indeed and Kelly's agent seems a dodgy character from what I have read. Italian teams in general seem to have a boner over English/Scottish defenders at the moment.

I think they already have a pre agreement to sell him to Liverpool. They have nothing to play for.

We just need to set up that we don't get hit on the counter at any time, that seems to be where we are leaking most goals. They will need to go all out attack and hopefully that opens up some space for the midfield trio on Isak.

Need to set up strongly in defence or else they will run away with it. Need a back 5 with Pope in net.

Wasn't this in relation to the ref not allowing us to play on after Sandro picked it up on edge of the box?

I'm absolutely begging them to extend Gallowgate, modernise all four stands to make it look somewhat all the same all the way around (like the Aviva in Dublin but to a lesser extreme). 100 more executive boxes stretched around Gallowgate and Leazes. Completely refurbish the corporate. The stadium is the most perfectly positioned in the world IMO - don't want to lose that.

I believe they have included his signing on fee in that. He is not the level we need at this club, would be good to move him on so soon.

Would like to see the below change for this game, Isak in a left position with Wilson through the middle, Trippier back in the shore up defence a bit but I think it would be Hall that is sacrificed with Tino at LB. Drop Joelinton. Pope Tippier Schar Burn Hall Sandro Bruno Willock Gordon Wilson Isak