Fenham Mag

Where's it been confirmed as fake you spoon?

Mitrovic was born in 1994. Serbia and Croatia were awarded in 1991. Ah right, Wikipedia caught me out, someone best change it before it starts another war.

Fucking bellend pardew cunt fuck face twat.

I think so. Maric was born in the same country

Chancel of the exchequer.

Can we rent some cunts from Turkey to give him a proper welcome? Gigi's eelcome was a disgrace and an embarrassment.

Mien fuhrer.

Andy Avalos ‏@NBCAndyAvalos 5m5 minutes ago Severe weather hitting Chicago. High winds,Heavy rain and Lighting occurring. @nbcchicago Good start

Skinny talented cunt.

Exciting signing. I feel very comfortable with a solid Dutch foundation. They will all obviously know and respect McClaren from his Twente days.

Most be absolutely heartbreaking for the lad that he gets one solidarity Geordie slap on the shoulder when arriving at Newcastle airport and Darius Vassell gets a coronation.

You sound like a woman. 'When do you ever take me out' Gets taking out 'Babe, this is too expensive, we should have went to Nandos and Cinema'

We've got Giorginio, he's not Ronaldinho, he scores a lot, he likes the pot.

Yes and scored against Brazil.

I'm getting 'Geordinio' on my replica shirt, just watch me.

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Absolutely delighted about this:

This cunt sold yet?

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 1m1 minute ago BREAKING: Sky Sources: Newcastle's Sammy Ameobi joins Cardiff on season-long loan #SSNHQ

Fake Club

How many papers will go with 'Geordinio' if we sign Wijnaldum?!

And Irish flags on them

West Ham away on a Monday night , norty.

Sky Sports News HQ ‏@SkySportsNewsHQ 5m5 minutes ago BREAKING: Sky Sources: QPR reject £12m bid from Leicester for Charlie Austin #SSNHQ #Wait #WeTired #SovereignStates

It's like there's a new sub-league in the premier league. There's the CL clubs, the CL place contenders, the Thursday Night Channel 5 avoiders, the "this is the best we've ever done" mid table sludge, the "fuck me, we're playing in the big league" recent promotees. Then there's us and you. The stinking the place out, unambitious guff clubs. You've just had £9 Million accepted for Gueye. Feel like a tramp watching another tramp being taking in by a nice family.