Fenham Mag

Asked ChatGPT to make a song for him with wonderwall lyrics, this is what they came up with: 🎶 Today is gonna be the day That he’ll bring the black and white right through, And by now, you should’ve somehow Known Lewis Hall is true, I don’t believe that anybody Plays the way he does, right now 🎶 Because Lewis, You’re gonna be the one we cheer for, And after all, You’re our Geordie Hall!

That's a carbon copy of Brentford's stadium.

Total hyperbole

I can only imagine the meltdown if they make it £40 adult tickets.

It seems the most logical outcome. I'm sure if European teams can be seeded then they can switch grounds as one pitch is unplayable and will be for the foreseeable.

Golf courses?

Not an expert but that pitch looks like it will take a while to repair and considering it is raining most of the week in London, looks tricky to rearrange this one. The most logical thing would be to arrange it at a London venue, I'm sure Fulham or Palace would be open to a little extra cash for PSR Saying that, I could imagine Parish being an absolute twat about it.

In more recent times: Jak Alnwick deputising in goal, it was a car crash, I suppose he was 4th choice. Antonio Barreca - was there for his debut and only game. Achraf Lazaar. Yasin Ben El-Mhanni - much talked about but was a wet fart (that being kind to a fart), that Oxford game man, thanks Rafa.

Any betting he'll sign Dummett on a free...

Anyone know when we need to submit our PL squad? Who is likely to miss out or is it a case that we don't have enough anyway?

I think Murphy starts due to his previous Vs Spurs.

Wild shout, I think people forget Joelinton did enough to get a call up to the Brazil national team, he was outstanding and he'll get back to that form, no doubts about it, he has shown it already v Southampton.

Is he the new scape goat after Miggy and Longstaff? Just reading an article from when he was hired "his three key tasks will be boosting the club’s commercial income, overseeing a major new training ground project and improving fan engagement – all jobs that he has extensive experience of." What exactly is he being blamed for?

I'm guessing the bookies won't be offering odds on his next club

Feel this is the right time to say goodbyes, his mind is elsewhere with his personal issues and has been ever since he pulled out of the England squad and he's not getting any younger, his performances at the Euros was average at best. Will go down as an immensely important player in our modern history. Obviously there'll be a lot of captain hindsights saying we should have took Bayern bid but can't get every decision perfect. Best of luck Tripps.

Marc Walton... Ah I see your point

If Charlotte want a superstar they need to pay superstar money, Miggy is a generational talent.

Kind of odd a chairman openly speaking about selling one of their players

Pure brinkmanship from Palace, touting around for any last minute bids...

I'm trying to find the training tank top online but no luck, anyone know when it will be released? (any excuse to post this beautiful man)

I feel a defence of Trippier Schar Burn Hall gives us a very good balance, something we've lacked this season, Burn for me is a natural CB. Fingers crossed they can keep fit and put a run of games together.

Bring him home

In the same boat as many, entered ballot for category 2 assuming it was Gallowgate or Leazes (as per the seat map). Been allocated back row of level 7 next to away fans. Now, I wouldn’t be that bothered if I’d paid (or pre-agreed) £20/£25 but £44 for those seats is a joke, shite from the club and needs sorted asap. To my knowledge, Level 7 has never been the same price as Gallowgate or Leazes since it’s been built. I thought it was the family section anyway?! I’m going by myself with no kid in tow.

Not doing too bad on this.

People need to stop fat-shaming Rafa, absolutely not on.