Consortium of one

When I first read that he said that I nearly creamed my jeans. If we still gives up 2.4 goals a game, well then, we'll score 3

Well, all eyes will be on Jones. Can he organize the defense? Can he teach his players to hold onto the ball a bit more? If he can start getting some results it buys us time to do things the right way. If it's more of Bruce's naffery we'll have to move really fast.

Shelvey: When do I hit my long diagonal pass? Fonseca: You...sit over there. I'll call you when I need to.

I'm done with this fat fucking waste of space, tactically inept, cabbage headed tosser. Unless something drastic happens I'm not reading anything about him. He's a blight on the profession as well as a spineless pussy with no shame.

I'm so glad this POS is finally gone. Setting every thing else aside have you ever seen a manager in any sport recite the names he has been called as he walked out the door? I've been following sports for nearly 60 years and have seen some whoppers who were spectacularly shit on during their reigns. From Joe Bugel to Richie Kotite to Stump Merrill, every guy kept their mouth shut ands moved on with some measure of dignity. But not Bruce. He has to actually toss some of the insults out there, begging for sympathy. I hope he retires. He's not fit to be a leader.

I want this man.

Because of MA's thriftiness, FFP won't be an issue in January and possibly even next summer if the new ownership buy smart. Look abroad first, salt in some experienced PL talent on the cheap and go after youth.

It appears this ban attempt is about as well thought out as the aborted Super League

I don't know but I think Bruce should be repeatedly pedaled on his scrote

I just watched a YT video about how Fonseca's Roma squad play. It looks really exciting but we don't have the MF for it

If we're going to play 2 CB it almost has to be Lascelles and Schar with Hayden holding front of them. Fede and Clark are much to slow at this point. If we play 3 at the back Fede, Lascelles and Schar would be the 3. I'd still have Hayden in a midfield two because he is far and away our best ball winner.

I picked up on this too. Said it like he was powerless to change it. Not once have I ever seen him implore the players to push up. He's like a spectator.

He does this thing where he hunches his shoulders too. Like he's trying to emulate what he thinks a good defender looks like. He's yards off and he shuffles his feet and then the guy is past him.

I'm putting us down as a 7. Yes a really good run of form can see us achieve safety. Who in the back can step up?

"Amanda, fuck the measured, patient approach" "Yessir, Yasir, on it!"

we were talking about him for England. Such was the magic of Rafa.

I start work at 7am (EST) which is noon (BST). The first headline I read is that this bacon grease sweating tosser is GONE. Then, each of those players is put on notice. Whoever the new coach is shouldn't spend as much time on tactics as on building up the fitness levels. The squad has been allowed to get soft. Too many days off, not enough work.

Bad bye Bruce. Bad bye Shelvey. Bad bye lack of pride. Bad bye lack of effort. Bad bye to all deadwood on this team.

Shelvey. Shit player

Our new owners do not look happy

I hope the fan is OK

Joelinton: wrap my wrist so I can catch my breath

awful first touches now

Bruceball at its finest.

I just hope we're not gassed after 60min