Pilko

Most of the Chelsea fans seem to rate him quite highly. I can't understand why, he has nothing going for him.

Obi Mikel is shite though, pretty much everyone bar the Chelsea staff seem to realise that. He can't pass, tackle, shoot, or head. Most top quality centre-mids can do at least three of those four things really well.

Wiki:

I've just had a text from my mate, who reckons Shearer and Keegan are coming in as a management pair, and that Vialli is going to be director of football. Sounds good.

Zinedine Kilbane.

Baffled as to why Huddlestone didn't start.

An extra body, an extra option up front? For free? Worth a punt, 100%.

Fuck off, I have heartburn, and some stupid twat is playing the drums next door, I can hear it through the wall. It's affecting my usually near-perfect grammar.

Keith Andrews. dear oh dear.

Benjani would be a good signing, imo. He'll get maybe 10 a season in the PL if he keeps fit and is a decent player.

I've never seen a more passionless player in my life. I thought you lot loved Zinedine Kilbane, though?

Our centre of midfield was shite today. Jenas and Barry were pissed on and over-run time and time again - Huddlestone looked a better bet when he came on.

Milner.

Mexican waves after 20 minutes. Yep, says it all.

Kaka makes a mockery of our patched-up centre midfield. Let's have a Brazil goal please, make up for all the money I haven't won today.

"Rooney's having an inspired start!" - has he shite man Clive. Fuck off.

I never knew you could get Pukka Pies in Qatar.

Great picture quality this.

That is the most pathetically ruined minutes silence yet.

Wahey, great news. Cheers for that sned.

Two Accrington goals please. Pretty much my only way to win anything...

Bury now lead 3-2. Need two Accrington goals to win on that line though.

Bent.

Well fucking done, Colchester. Equalise, then gift another goal.

Accrington 0-1 Dag and Red. Right lads, I'm off to kill myself. Laters.