Pilko

For the attention of Chris Hughton:

Wrong. We'd probably see him benched in favour of playing with ten men.

How to con a penalty <=== CLICK THERE A bitter Jack. All i can say is that if any team in the Championship cheats look at the puberty stadium. Last season Mr Gomez got numerous players booked with his pathetic antics. Scotland was pretty good at falling over too. Those 2 have left and your rotting at the lower end of the league where you belong. Get over the fact that Cardiff are a bigger and better club. Next you'll be saying Sunderland are bigger than Newcastle. Swansea will always be behind Cardiff in the same way that Sunderland will always be lesser than Newcastle. Swansea is a smack ravaged flea pit concrete jungle. Cardiff is a cosmopolitan City with a rich array of culture and history. Swansea's only pride is their hatred of Cardiff. In the same way Mackem land is a smack ravaged flea pit concrete jungle. Newcastle is a cosmopolitan City with a rich array of culture and history. Sunderland's only pride is their hatred of Newcastle. Not sure if a Swansea Cardiff slanging match is really needed on this board. I just find it a pity that fans cannot get along together, rivelry is one thing but the other stuff is not really needed. Some of the 'older' supporters remember the days when people would alternate between cardiff and Swansea, depending which was at home. They supported one of the teams but did not mind going to support the other side when their team was away. More profit to to both teams so made sense. The comment I made about penalties was because Cardiff get more than their fair share and Newcastle are playing Cardiff, if Newcastle was playing Palace (for example) and they had that reputation, I would have mentioned that as well in that games thread. Give over man. Its the whole part of the game, people hating their rivals with a passion. Within reason. I don't agree with the Mackems calling us "Scum". They call us the same man. That's what I said, I don't agree with them calling us scum. Did you get your Mac replaced? You know what I meant, we call them the same. Are you taking knee pads for the bus to Cardiff?

Who? Max Johnson the goalkeeper, isn't it?

Not to do with whether he plays, but whether Butt's inclusion helps us get a win. If we win the game, then Hughton's inclusion of Butt is justified. If not, then Hughton looks bad. Basically what Big TRon said further up the page.

I hope so or is he away on international duty ? .com: There's no sign of Haris Vuckic, presumably a precaution ahead of Sunday's first team game, given that Nile Ranger is off with England and there are fitness question marks over both Andy Carroll and Peter Lovenkrands (plus we can't find any Slovenian callup for Vuckic).

Ha, seen it already. Brilliant.

"it was a cheeky chip" "Hey Tony, what you had to eat today? You've gained loadsa weight..." "It was a cheeky chip!"

Yeah, I agree with that. Looking at some teams, even a few of the top end teams rely on a target man to win things in the air. There aren't many "crafty" forwards in this league (someone with a similar style to Viduka, but obviously not as good), the likes of Derby, Preston, Sheff United, Leicester, Palace and a few of the other top half teams all rely upon big target men as their Plan A.

How to con a penalty <=== CLICK THERE I remember Chopra winning a couple of very dodgy penalties for us, two in two successive home games iirc. He's got a touch of the Andy Johnson about him, the cheating mackem f***. I remember Chopra winning a dubious penalty against Wigan at home during 05-06. You're probably thinking of the shove on Bowyer during the home game right before that, which also was won us a penalty Nope I'm thinking of the one the game after Wigan, West Brom, which Shola tucked away as it came after Shearer's knee went at the SOS. Howay Ronaldo get your facts right man. Aye, howay Ronaldo, you're fast becoming the forum embarrasment too late

Did think about it, but don't want to risk knacking myself before the run the next day (especially seeings as I've got almost £50 worth of bets with various people on the race). I'll look into it next time I'm up though. Ah yeah, good point actually.

If you're taking the family up before the Plymouth game Mowen, you can come play for NOFC that morning...

This. I know a lad who supports West Brom and he reckons Di Matteo has looked clueless thus far and has been lucky a lot. Sheffield United have done alright so far and so have Preston. Hope you're wrong obviously.

They don't stand a chance if they're playing the Germans in the final, every German woman I've ever seen is built like a shotputter

Almost all of the teams follow the standard Pulis model - nine big cloggers and two flair players. It's a much more physical league than the PL and the reffing is a bit more lax. It's fucking shit compared to the Premiership standard.

Yeah, that's why I likened it to 'goals and gaffes'.

Women playing football? It's a bit like watching Danny Baker's Goals and Gaffes.

And several managers (including Shearer I think) have said that Shola is immense in training. It just proves that the ability shown in training isn't everything

Ahahahahaha that girl.

They kept saying that in the papers about Phil and Kate off the apprentice. "romp" That's reminded me of something btw: I remember after the scandal that Ashley Cole was cheating on Cheryl, in a game at Fratton Park for Chelsea, the MOTD commentator said after Cole's every touch was booed - "Well, that's what you can expect when you're playing away from home." Was utterly brilliant. :lol:

fuck you Mike.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Jackbranning.jpg/200px-Jackbranning.jpg Fraser Forster http://i.media.goal.com/r/13712.jpg Jack Branning off Eastenders

Harper looks like he's in his forties

kudos

Fucking hell.