Pilko

If I score a hat-trick you're getting me a pint though dan.

Never said I wouldn't. I'll be drinking free tap water though.

Haven't got any money left to go drinking afterwards I'm afraid, the money for the pitch hire is like all I have left. Don't get paid till the Monday.

That's assuming we make no signings at all, of course.

Just remembered that quote, pretty true.

You could argue that Allardyce bought the same level of shite as Sanchez did. For Baird, Bouazza and Davis, read Cacapa, Smith and Geremi.

Never thought of it like that before, but you have a point.

Weather is quite nice at least (for now!) - it'll be fine as long as it's not wet. The ball bounces like mad on the astroturf though.

In hindsight, it was. I fully admit to getting all giddy when he came back like.

Oh, I know you're not, it was just your delivery that made me laugh.

I'm sure Keegan said he was toying with the idea of playing him in a central midfield role.

That doesn't make any sense - if he's got a bottomless pit, why the fuck should he care about knocking a few million off the price or a few thousand a week of the wages? It's bottomless. It's pretty simple Pilko mate, have a think. If he had a bottomless pit he'd be brilliant. He doesn't, so that's why he'd need to negotiate. There aren't many who wouldn't be pretty brilliant in having a bottomless pit imo.

:lol:

That would be impressive, because they're playing at the KC.

I'd have the slider on the lowest setting where it says "attacking".

That doesn't make any sense - if he's got a bottomless pit, why the fuck should he care about knocking a few million off the price or a few thousand a week of the wages? It's bottomless.

Didn't go too mad last night, heads a little bit sore but nowt a fry-up and a few glasses of water won't fix. I'm ready (although I still have a faded drawn on tache from my fancy dress ensemble last night)!

I don't feel that bothered, I've been resigned to relegation for a few months now.

It will prove a mistake to start Oba I reckon. We should have gone for Lovenkrands to start keeping Oba as an impact sub. That was my first thought when I saw the line-up.

I think we should give him a new contract but it needs to be largely clauses - he wants £70,000 a week? Give him £25,000 basic wage, £35,000 appearance fee and £10,000 goal bonus or something.

Arsenal win would be excellent, here's hoping.

Viduka and Lovenkrands to lead the attack then?

Villa will not lose to Boro. It could be a draw, but there is no way they will lose to that rabble.

He started it, and I finished it. Or, otherwise put, I finished the chance that came my way, and he didn't.

That's the only way football should be played tbh.