Pilko

Forest look like a tasty price tonight.

Buzzing for Iron Mike and the Heed. Great achievement.

You'd think after being 3-0 up that Ludogorets might Tekpetey on them.

Mitrovic, Campbell, Naismith 101/1 card treb

The season we went down last we took 14 points from Man U, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs and Man City, out of our total of 37 (roughly 38% of the points total) from top six sides. It was taking a mere 15 points from the other nine sides to finish in the bottom half that killed us that year and I fully expect Everton to be relegated in similar fashion.

I had 9 players to have a shot at 14/1 and he was the only fucker to let it down.

Red card in the match 9/2 - Dean running out of games and will want one more attention seeking display before he bows out.

Holgate time wasting card netted me £196! Soyuncu in the other game was needed for a double-double of £860 like but I'll take it.

Was it Havertz or Alonso who got that last booking, those watching this?

Got on Nir Bitton card in-play, absolute cast-iron certainty of a booking in the Old Firm. 5/1, only took him 11 minutes to get it

Both teams to have a card in first 10 mins of the Old Firm - 85/1. Worth covering with a couple quid.

One of the touches he had yesterday went about fifteen yards away and looped over two players heads I think it's significant that now we're safe Howe isn't starting him, he's so bloody limited. I know he was offside but I'd have had ten grand on him not scoring when he broke through yesterday in the second half.

Quite like that Ronnie and Havertz 9/1 boost, have gone £10 on.

he does that every single time he's asked a question. Razor might say "The sky's looking blue today, isn't it Ando?" and he'll exhale and go "Well, I don't tink there's a lot of colours you'd usually associate with the sky but dat blue, probably ends up being one of them ya'know, but who knows"

Sheff Wed need to fucking sort their shit out. Everything else I picked looks class.

excellent leadership. One rule for the players and another for him, that'll get them running through brick walls.

Two free 5ers deployed: Caravajal & Militao carded, Benzema 2+ SOT 34/1 KDB and Modric - SOT and assist each 160/1

It's most baffling in WBA's situation because they were 5th when Ismael got the bullet and the main reasons for dissatisfaction were that the football was unambitious, negative and that he stifled them in an attacking sense. So they go and hire someone in Bruce who does the same thing but without the results I can understand teams going for the short-term Allardyce-style appointment when they've got 10~ games to go and they're trying to stay up, but parachuting one of that lot in when you're in a play-off position and expecting it to end well is a massive triumph for stupidity over common sense.

Varane's been a fucking rubbish signing for Man U, funny as fuck how many of their fans thought he was the missing link.

Longstaff and McLean cards 40/1 Lascelles and Byram cards 16/1 Murphy and Pukki 2+SOT 49/1 Bruno assist, Joelinton card 42/1 Coventry to win each half and have most corners in each half 125/1 Score 2 or more: Cambridge, Coventry, Reading, Exeter, Newcastle 158/1

Deserved that for the run-up of an absolute nonce. Fucking tit.

A dubious pen awarded against Manchester United is never a ridiculous decision.

Poor poor Man United eh.