Pilko

Yeah, Portsmouth are doing really well with all their black power, aren't they?

I stopped reading after the bit in bold. Because again, HTT has said something which is just wrong, wrong, wrong.

Did you know they've invented the wheel?

That's a very good post.

Fucking hell, someone call Age Concern.

Well, at least with wanting to be a journo you've got the "incredibly shit and not funny puns" part right.

Christ Nixon, a new low.

colin, my money would be on a score draw.

Bale should just give up on life.

Who scored?

Carroll's header off the line was as close as we came.

I love it how the Abu Dhabi lot have given Hughes about £50m and told him to go play in the sand with the other simpletons, while they go out with their hunting hats shooting at the big game.

Saggy faced turdburger.

This image sums up perfectly our transfer window thus far: http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9266/discounttentuv9.jpg http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/discounttentuv9.jpg/1/w450.png

He signed till 2011 under Roeder didn't he?

That is a truly excellent post. Well done.

I can, and I just did. In that case you must have a brain the size of a tic tac.

*No posting of football moments, clips, gifs, edits or otherwise* http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,19161.0.html

Yeah, agree with ON regarding the Milner goal, and to me it looked like it hit his head first, then came off his arm. Regardless, it was going in anyway.

You get all manner of mongs on Skysports rumour mill. Delete as appropriate: My uncle/dad/mate is at/groundsman at/a worker at *stadium name* and he has just seen *player name* getting out of a taxi/getting a stadium tour/talking to a club official apparently the bid is *made up amount*

If Kinnear has any sense he'll at least tell him to wait till the summer if he really wants to move - if he loves Newcastle United as much as we think he does then he'll stay till the end of the season and help get us out of this mess. Then he can get the move that he deserves, and that I certainly won't begrudge him. Harper is more than able of filling the gap, and then of course we have Krul and the very promising looking Forster.

He's lying btw.

Does it matter, you still think he's shit.