Pilko

Is this doorman your Keegan source by any chance?

He's a good finisher but he has fuck all work rate.

Maybe it was Lovenkrands (who is training with Rangers atm)?

I disagree. He wasn't amazing by any stretch but he won quite a few good balls in the air, a few of them he chested into space, controlled, and laid off to the fullback, which was impressive. He should have scored that back stick header in the first half, but he took his goal well, and looked no worse than Shola or Viduka have been this season.

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Duff finally with an assist Pleased for Carroll.

We'll lose 1-3.

Once again, we're architects of our own downfall.

Fellaini really does look like Screech from Saved By The Bell

My dad is at the game, and he's wearing his ONE DAY, JONAS WILL SCORE t-shirt. Nailed on

My post-match activity will depend entirely on Venkman, as he's my lift home. If he does go for a dirnk I'll just have a Coke or something, I've gotta be up really early on the Monday.

The thing with Guthrie is, he fades quite badly in the second half of games. Especially when he's been booked (like he has already today).

Super save.

Decent penalty shout denied there.

To be fair to Carroll, at least he's getting involved. He's doing more than Viduka did in his couple of starts this season.

ANOTHER old boy ffs, and a Parker assist. Duff straight at Green.

It must be said that for Owen's goal, the run that Carroll made was spot on, and opened up the space for Owen to shoot.

Playing a high line in defence versus Bellamy? Ok.

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I'd love to see Kaz get a start.

You can forget about that. You're still coming to be the official match photographer though?

you can play, get your trainers on! it's either that, or we'll have to bring Mick out of retirement Would he last 90 minutes? No way, he'd be on his arse after about five minutes. I don't think Mick would last very long either tbh

you can play, get your trainers on! it's either that, or we'll have to bring Mick out of retirement

Send some desperate PM's to local-based forum members people!