Pilko

Keith Andrews btw. He is shit.

Did Simon Pryde just say "Jonas Gutierrez won't get his gay?"

Tozer. No, it was Kadar. Kadar's deal was waiting to be rubber-stamped before Sam was fired and then Keegan basically just gave it the thumbs up when he arrived.

I thought that. "This guy doesn't even know if he's going to be here next month..." Of course he fucking does, you big nosed twat.

If Jonas doesn't start then Kinnear deserves a punch in the cunt.

You sound shocked. Phil Thompson on Soccer Saturday now saying how Allardyce said our players weren't fit enough when he arrived. Load of shit. Keegan said the same when he arrived, that Allardyce's training didn't involve enough physical fitness building.

76 minutes

Sorry gimp.

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11719_4805716,00.html

13.03 Newcastle goalkeeper Fraser Forster could be set for a loan move away from St James' Park before the close of the transfer window, skysports.com understands.

Is that not precisely what he's trying to achieve by keeping Joe on? Lesser of 2 evils really - another managerial change or stability? Personally I'd prefer a better appointment at the seasons end.

Patrice Evra used to play upfront in the French third division when he were younger. They can adapt, you see.

Using your moderator powers to try and mess with the minds of the forum members.

That's a bad title Dave, people will think he is definitely not getting one. May I suggest: "Peter Lovenkrands' contract to be decided after friendly match on Tuesday"

What's your source?

Someone just wants to gaffer tape Kinnear's mouth shut. Let the man with the charisma bypass do all the press conferences. That way he won't splurge so much shit.

No, I don't, but I never miss an opportunity to stick one in should the need arise.

ermm... What if they are French? BONJOURRRRR, YA CHEESE EATIN' SURRENDER MONKEYS! http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/town/GroundskeeperWilly1.gif

If Carroll plays and is up for it, we have a chance, fingers crossed he'll rough up Samba and create some space for Owen to work in.

There are direct quotes from Kinnear. He's either lying outright (and if so I'd expect the club to have something to say about it) or it's true. It speaks volumes about Kinnear's past record of lies in the media that people are still clinging onto the belief that this might not even be true. If it was Roeder, Bobby, Souness, Keegan, or anyone else saying this, then people would accept it as 100% fact, provided there is quotes in the source ofc.

I hear Bale keeps in shape by chucking barrels at a stereotypical Italian-American plumber...

just been rubbished on SSN.

Bet you'd love that. Why? I've never seen a person more pessimistic than you. That even includes HTT (not by much like).

Bet you'd love that.

Shearergol is correct - if we signed eight players on deadline day after a month of inactivity then not one person would be complaining. Believe me, I'll be the first person to have a moan if Kinnear doesn't get any / enough players in. But there's still plenty of time for him to do so, so quit fucking greeting already.